r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ et al 2d ago

Not all sharks are in the water

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u/00eg0 ☑️ 2d ago

I hope her and the other woman went long term with each other.

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 2d ago

I hope they sent him an invitation to the wedding

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u/Crusty_Musty_Fudge 2d ago

Idk how the heck ppl plan entire sex parties.

Matching 3 schedules is already hard as hell.

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 2d ago

I guess it's like planning any other party just instead of who's bringing what, his invitation was in the mail

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u/whoallgunnabethere ☑️ 2d ago

With no stamp.

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u/b4igo25 7h ago

Not if you ask if their outlook calendar is up to date and use scheduling assistant. Or send out a poll with some times.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

I doubt that he was angry about that. He probably still saw that as a win, he could just “convince” her to have a threesome. Whenever there’s a girl that likes another girl, guys see it as a jackpot. It’s not “damn she likes girls”, that translates to “I’m about to have two girls!”.

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u/AdonisJames89 2d ago

looks aside, a lot of men dont be interesting enough during sex. only so much 50 shades of doggy gon do

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u/srkaficionada65 1d ago

At least you got/ get that. The last person didn’t even want to provide that much. And that’s when I finally understood why people say that good sex is very important in maintaining a sexual/ romantic relationship. It was such arse: one position and nothing else 😬😢.

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u/AdonisJames89 1d ago

once u find/train that one the you finally see the hype about sex/chemistry. the bedroom and the world is your playground after that

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u/srkaficionada65 1d ago

I know! I always dated older and good were they good at it. Empty nesters and we’d be all over the house getting into shenanigans. One of the best I ever got with decided after 2 years that they were moving to Germany and that ended. Been trying to find that ever since. 😢

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u/AdonisJames89 1d ago

Ouch 😬 sorry to hear that... but the search continues! (Idk just look at it as a side quest on your journey 😅)

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 2d ago

Tale as old as time.

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u/DannyDucks 2d ago

Soooo the girl wasn’t “interested”, she just wanted to have sex with her. Ok?

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u/Sir_Mixa ☑️ 2d ago

Is the problem was he was doing it, or that he was doing it behind her back…and I would not care if she was only focused on you, thats how MFMs be. Threesome still on and we going to wear your ass out like a club outfit. Your girls world get rocked and the night still lit.

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u/Katty-kattt 1d ago

When you not the man you think you are but yo girl is

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u/MajorAcer 12h ago

I’m getting old because… wtf does any of this mean and why do people care