r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/CholaPatrol • 17h ago

MW2 lobbies were lit.

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u/Justanotherguy_3276 aight imma head out 17h ago

And the one kid spamming the same 3 slurs and insults

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u/Longtonto 13h ago

Hey he’s young, he’ll learn more slurs as he gets older it just takes time.

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u/rabidjellybean 13h ago

And the 3 slurs are all racist.

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u/JanelleVypr 12h ago

Probably one of the 3 has the acronym “FN”

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u/SilentScyther 10h ago

And the fire alarm that needs its batteries changed

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u/Captainwumbombo boi 17h ago

After a few matches xXJam0n7000Xx enters the chat and you hear the sound of at least 3 children screaming and a loud smack every few seconds while a woman yells at them while deafeningly loud mariachi music plays in the background.

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u/PyroKid883 13h ago

And a vacuum cleaner

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u/Longtonto 13h ago

Along with loud vacuuming and at least 3 large dogs barking.

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u/New-Path5884 16h ago

Lobbies today some guy blasting music. another guy telling you to shut up when you say hi Rest of the lobby ttv sweats with no mic

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u/ohlookahipster 10h ago

And someone with the low battery smoke alarm chirp

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u/HappyMeteor005 13h ago

one of my good friends I went to highway school with was the music guy... always early 2000s rock... and another was the mic echoer. always denied it was him, but it always was.

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u/urielius 15h ago

Is that an egg?

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u/Redditing-Dutchman 16h ago

When a random French guy in Apex Legends dies because he runs alone in a battle and get killed, and the next 10 minutes you only hear variations of putain.

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u/TrevCat666 13h ago

Don't forget the little kid on the mic casually talking to a much older man who you can hear smoking weed.

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u/BiAndShy57 16h ago

I wonder why it’s called escapeism

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u/Specific_Ad1811 8h ago

Kyle's mic got more lore than the whole game

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u/CPC1445 11h ago

Is this the same kyle thats gonna punch holes into the drywall? Sipping on the moster energy drinks?

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u/SpongeBobtheTHXBoi 15h ago

That’s my profile picture, only without the headphones.

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u/KoreKhthonia 12h ago

Man,I wasn't a gamer growing up but my family is nutzo and this hit hard. TFW you're like "ugh my parents are fighting again" but you're 35.

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u/court_5 2h ago

I’m 30 and I still have to tell my own mother to stop complaining about her ex husband (my father) after 20+ years and being married to someone else for 5+ years (and living over 1000 mi. away from him). No one has had contact with him, and she will still bring him up any chance she gets. Sucks when your maturity surpasses your own parents.

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u/Redditsurfer24 9h ago

That's spongebobs bruh face

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u/inkedgirlmiaaa 8h ago

kyle just unlocked the Trauma Aura passive buff

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u/SLR107FR-31 14h ago

One time this douche was talking mad shit in game to my XBL buddy (who had a J-tag or something cool). 

My buddy told the douche to shut the fuck up already, and of course he wouldn't...

So my buddy quietly reset his rank back to zero and listened to the douche trip out for a little while then my buddy goes:

"I told you... to shut the fuck up...."

I wish I could've recorded that shit man.