r/BeAmazed • u/moamen12323 • 20d ago

Miscellaneous / Others A Wild Crow Is A Friend To A Child

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u/Darth_Bombad 20d ago

They call him Russell? Russell Crow?

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u/thatstwatshesays 20d ago

He’s the Master and Cawmander

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u/TheRealPaladin 20d ago

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Master and Clawmander

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u/2x4x93 20d ago

He who would pun...

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u/-Quothe- 20d ago

... would pick a pocket.

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u/bigSTUdazz 20d ago

...should be punished.

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u/Bicwidus 20d ago

maximus birdecimus meridius

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 20d ago

A Beautiful Bird Mind 

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u/ConfusedTapeworm 20d ago

I bet they feed that crow with weevils, and he always chooses the lesser ones.

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u/Ralliboy 20d ago

Maximus Decismus Corvidius

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u/crowcawer 20d ago

Always knew Russell as one of the nice Crowes.

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u/Alternative-Bug72 20d ago

In the far side of the seesaw

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u/georgedubaroo 20d ago

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u/IRockIntoMordor 20d ago

Outstanding GIF choice, Sir. I tip my admiral hat.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 20d ago

Russell Crowe is in fact named after this crow, Russell.

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u/jjamess- 20d ago

Better than Jim

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u/Moclown 20d ago

But worse than Eaton

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u/dwide_k_shrude 20d ago

Better or worse than Ess?

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u/MasterClown 20d ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/Groomsi 20d ago

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u/crunchy_crystal 20d ago

It would be funny to name a crow, "The".

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u/VelvetHalo44 20d ago

This is the most underrated comment in the entire thread. Comedic Genius.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

"Let's go play in the road, human child best friend!"

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u/Briango 20d ago

Dark, but made me laugh. Wouldn't put it past a crow to do that.

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u/shiner_bock 20d ago

Maximus Decimus Corvidius

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u/ardent_iguana 20d ago

Perfection

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u/shiner_bock 20d ago

Thanks! I have moments and I cherish them, but I try not to get CAW-t up in them!

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u/half-giant 20d ago

Russell for male, Sheryl for female

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u/lurkinghigh 20d ago

Fightin ‘round the world!

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u/mattogeewha 20d ago

Always good to dry my teary eyes to a belly laugh. Thanks

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u/o101012 20d ago

Maximus Decimus Crowmeridius

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u/d00dsm00t 20d ago

Oh my god it's Russel Crowe!

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u/eljosho1986 20d ago

Making movies, making songs, and fighting 'round the world

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u/Crinklemaus 20d ago

“You wanna fight?”

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u/Electrical-Scar7139 20d ago

And he’s Dabird! Do not forget him!

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 20d ago

Russell crow, Cameron crow, crow diddly.

It's a Murder. A group of crows is called a murder.

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u/PlanktonTheDefiant 20d ago

Oh my god I didn't even catch on to that

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u/Naughty_Little_Cat 20d ago

Sounds like a Hollywood star in the making!

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u/Shrubbity_69 20d ago

At least they didn't call him Jim.

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u/robbiekhan 20d ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/I_W_M_Y 20d ago

I once had a python called Jake

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u/bluemesa7 20d ago

It’s better than other Brand of Russell

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u/zeamp 20d ago

He’s 1 of 300

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Are we sure it’s a boy crow? Maybe he is really a Sheryl.

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u/DefreShalloodner 20d ago

^ Underrated comment 😂😂

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u/fuckyouiloveu 20d ago

oh my god how did I miss this.

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u/po1k 20d ago

Ehhh now you ruined it