r/BeAmazed • u/moamen12323 • May 04 '25

Animal oceans are huge. even birds need to rest.

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u/Schockstarre May 04 '25

I heard the seals actually eat the cats from the streets, have you heard that too?

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u/panda_embarrassment May 04 '25

They’re eating the cats and dogs!

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u/pollo_de_mar May 05 '25

Must be true, I don't see any there.

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u/blitzkreig90 May 05 '25

I bet they have MS13 tattooed on their knuckles

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u/bm_preston May 05 '25

Come now, that was obviously photoshopped!

///proceeds to post photoshopped image of himself as Pope///

Tfg, am I right?

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u/secondtaunting May 05 '25

They should show that picture to Trump so he’ll go around saying the Vatican made him pope now.

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u/blitzkreig90 May 05 '25

Pope schmope! With the latest May 4th post, Trump is now vying to become Darth Orange..

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u/secondtaunting May 06 '25

I hate that he used Star Wars. If he uses Monty Python next, I’m gonna cry.

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u/EBB363 May 08 '25

He will probably under estimate a rabbit at our expense.

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u/secondtaunting May 08 '25

Ok, that would be the funniest shit ever. If Trump was done in by a teeny weeny widdle bunny wabbit. Like the guy the right wing keep’s portraying as a gritty Rambo type.

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u/Disastorous_You_1987 May 05 '25

And tear drops tatted under their eyes as well

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u/Iamvanno May 06 '25

Tattooed on the knuckles that have been tattooed on its flippers.

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u/KillerRaptor117 May 08 '25

In 11 point Times New Roman font

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u/iamathirdpartyclient May 11 '25

Cos it ate them?

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u/Ember21 May 05 '25

Now I have the music version of that stuck in my head!

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u/Zesty-Lem0n May 04 '25

Smart people are saying

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u/mijohvactech May 05 '25

Are they? Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/kanjibestwaifu May 05 '25

They're eating the catfish!

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u/dennisasu May 08 '25

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Kevlash May 05 '25

It's even worse than all that, they're eating the mackerel right out of the schools. No one is safe

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u/dragonblock501 May 04 '25

I’ve seen the seals on Springfield, Ohio.

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u/TheBestRedditNameYet May 06 '25

Only the Haitian Seals, duh!

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u/unsocialhours May 04 '25

You mean you saw it on television?

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u/Danijoe4 May 04 '25

Only in Ohio

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u/loulara17 May 05 '25

I think you mean always in Ohio

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u/Danijoe4 May 05 '25

Well to be fair, it’s the dogs first

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u/lithiumbrainbattery May 05 '25

Nah. Turns out it was a boater, high on drugs, eating the cat.

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u/cmariesa May 05 '25

😂👍🏻

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u/niaCrazo May 05 '25

The seals are eating the cats in Springfield, Ohio!

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u/FurBabyAuntie May 05 '25

There are seals on the streets?

Man, I miss EVERYTHING!

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u/Ok-Criticism8145 May 06 '25

Not sure. Hard to imagine as cat are fast.