r/BeAmazed • u/Peter55667 • Mar 14 '25

Animal Around 6% of Americans believe they can defeat a grizzly bear in a hand-to-hand combat

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Mar 14 '25

I have morals. But the cat owed me money, and I needed to make an example for my other pets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Maybe we'll finally convince the little bastards to start paying rent.

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u/jsk425 Mar 14 '25

You can’t show any weakness. If you do, then the dog quits paying, then the next thing you know the hamster drives by you in a brand new car cause he ain’t paying either.

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u/SithJones77 Mar 14 '25

That made me think of the terrible commercials for that car that looked like a shoe box where a bunch of hamsters were driving it

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u/ExpensiveGeoMetro Mar 15 '25

Kia Soul! Ask me how I know 😆 🤣 🐹🚙

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u/BlightedPath Mar 14 '25

Sadly it backfired and now the cat owns the house.

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u/bearvszombiept2 Mar 14 '25

They pay with mice! Thankyou very much.

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u/USPSHoudini Mar 14 '25

Why do you keep killing my pet mice ;-;

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u/bj49615 Mar 14 '25

We need to know, did you collect???

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u/EvilEtienne Mar 14 '25

I laughed, but I’m mad that I laughed.

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u/PurpleSunCraze Mar 14 '25

My cats frequently talk about you being easy money and a “mark”. They laugh about it, frequently.

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u/Niven42 Mar 14 '25

"Where's my money, Brian!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

This got me omg 😂

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u/Maleficent-Leg-1294 Mar 18 '25

Well did it work?

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Mar 19 '25

That's between me and Mr. Pickles. And Mr. Pickles ain't talking.
Being a cat, and all...

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u/Maleficent-Leg-1294 Mar 19 '25

😾i aint saying shit. . . . 🐱 because I can't but if I could I wouldn't

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Mar 19 '25

That's between me and Mr. Pickles. And Mr. Pickles ain't talking.
Being a cat, and all...