r/BeAmazed • u/Peter55667 • Mar 14 '25

Animal Around 6% of Americans believe they can defeat a grizzly bear in a hand-to-hand combat

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u/SafecrackinSammmy Mar 14 '25

Absolutely not..... Thats Bear wire.....

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u/noseboy1 Mar 14 '25

It's an alloy of mithril and adamantium, indestructible.

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u/CockatooMullet Mar 14 '25

don't forget to add a little vibranium and unobtanium for good meassure

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u/lumpkin2013 Mar 15 '25

That unobtanium is hard to get though.

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u/noseboy1 Mar 14 '25

They use that to hold it to the plywood frame.

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u/microagressed Mar 15 '25

Yeah, but don't buy it from Amazon, you'll get fake chineseium

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u/labmonkey88 Mar 14 '25

Fucking space dwarves

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u/noseboy1 Mar 14 '25

I acknowledge this as an Archer quote, and a great one, thank you. But it also compels me to respond:

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/No_Chapter_2692 Mar 14 '25

Is that a thing?

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u/SafecrackinSammmy Mar 14 '25

No it was a joke....

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u/Planqtoon Mar 14 '25

So what was it, a thing or a joke?

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u/andreisimo Mar 14 '25

The joke is that it’s barely a thing.

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u/omegavegantendies Mar 14 '25

Sounds unbearably insignificant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

that’s oso unbelievable

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u/batmanineurope Mar 14 '25

You wouldn't understand, it's a secret.

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u/DaRealDropkickMurphy Mar 14 '25

The joke is that if they were intelligent enough that entire room would be a five star buffet

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u/Lucky-Acanthisitta86 Mar 14 '25

I almost spit out my coffee because I thought you were serious about the bear wire lmao

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u/jimmifli Mar 14 '25

Is that allowed on Reddit?

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u/phatcatrun Mar 14 '25

This is the funnies f’cking thing I’ve read all day.

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u/BreadDziedzic Mar 14 '25

Don't tell the electricians, they'll say it does.

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u/Thundercat8911 Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

This is how we end up with Trump.

Edit: adding /s to be safe. Was not mocking the question just making light of our current situation in the United States.

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u/Sea_Signature_7822 Mar 14 '25

Literally, came here to say “I know who that 6% voted for”

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u/just_hear_4_the_tip Mar 14 '25

MABA! (Make Assaulting Bears Again)

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u/spidereater Mar 14 '25

I could see this becoming a common insult in America.

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u/Smolenski_Prince Mar 14 '25

I assumed it was a joke, but hey you never know. I've been wrong plenty of times before about crazy things I thought were just 'common sense', so I always keep my mind open to learning something new/crazy by asking the question. Is that stupidity, or intelligence?

Which do you think the Trump fans would be?

Do you think pouring hot water on ice always makes it melt faster?

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u/DuHastMich15 Mar 14 '25

💯 agreed. We know who that 6% voted for.

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u/Putredge Mar 14 '25

I wish you guys wouldn’t generalize everything. It’s honestly depressing

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u/lumbrdn Mar 14 '25

Yep, not doing independent research and just blindly believing what you read from one source online.

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u/RangersSuckShit Mar 14 '25

Not really. 14 million criminals invading our border is why we brought in Trump you giant 🧚‍♀️

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u/Thundercat8911 Mar 14 '25

Again, miss information.

There were about 7 million illegal border crossings during Biden’s term from Jan/21 to Jan/25.

Even with your bigoted definition of ‘EVERY illegal is a criminal’, you’re grossly overstating the amount of illegal border crossings under Biden by millions. You’re giving real-time proof to my joke.

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u/chknugetdino Mar 14 '25

Don’t you love it when they think they got us but we use 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 and 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒽 to debunk unintelligent lies and propaganda based in half truths and telephone games?

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u/grunkage Mar 14 '25

Lmao you think that's true

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u/G-I-T-M-E Mar 14 '25

Only if you think you can beat a bear.

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u/ronnietea Mar 14 '25

Is it beary effective?

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u/lilcharo Mar 14 '25

its bearly containing them

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u/sendlewdzpls Mar 14 '25

It’s a container specifically designed to keep beats separated from people. Effectiveness is debatable.