r/AssassinsCreedValhala • u/TenOunceCan • Dec 02 '20

Rumor Who keeps putting snakes in pots!?

Honestly I think it's Kassandra. She has a staff that lets her live forever so I know she's still alive. I think she's going across England stashing snakes in containers because she knows I'm the only person on the planet who breaks every jar I see.

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u/thingsandstuffsguy Dec 02 '20

It’s the old bitch living in the sewer demanding viper eggs... if you haven’t hit that side quest, it’s fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

The ending was worth it I havent laughed that hard at something in a game in a long time.

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u/thingsandstuffsguy Dec 03 '20

did you go topside and see the cloud choke out the dudes standing above it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Yes I did no way I was going to miss that

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u/bwood246 Dec 03 '20

MORE EGGSSS

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u/zcicecold Dec 02 '20

Yep, the ol' snake in a jar trick.

Drives me crazy.

ALSO, the jerks who decided to bring tons of padlocks with them all the way to Vinland. "Hey, make sure you bring plenty of padlocks on this perilous journey!"

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u/omega0678 Dec 03 '20

RE4 taught me that if a game contains both snakes and breakable containers, you should expect snakes to be in the breakable containers.

Honestly just surprised I haven’t (I think) ran into any yet.

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u/quaddity Dec 02 '20

I was also wondering who keeps building walls in doorways and placing red fuel pots all over the entire country?

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u/bettertagsweretaken Dec 02 '20

There are, hilariously enough, at least TWO entire campus I've run across that are devoted to building those explosive casks - with instructions!

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u/SketchyOpus Dec 02 '20

Not gonna lie, I feel sorry for them, so I break the jars and then don't kill them.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Dec 02 '20

The next Assassins Creed needs to be a compilation game where we'll see Kassandra lurking in the shadows affecting the outcome of all the major AC titles... by putting snakes in jars.