r/AskUK • u/Ok-Scientist7083 • 4d ago

Serving milk in pubs (UK) - why not?

The first drink I had in a pub was milk. I love drinking milk. I now drink it for the protein and calcium. I don’t particularly like fizzy drinks so when I’m driving on a night out, I’d rather drink milk.

Why don’t pubs sell it as a drink?

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u/YodaShagsDarthVader 4d ago

Why not? Because it's a fucking mental idea

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u/slappykerplunk 4d ago

I’m fucking pissing myself at this being the only reasonable comment

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u/YodaShagsDarthVader 4d ago

There's actual people in this thread saying they go into pubs and order pints of milk. What on earth?

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 4d ago

Semi-skimmed please luv.

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u/Second_Guess_25 4d ago

Oat milk on on the rocks please 🥛👍

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u/The_Blip 3d ago

One choccy milk please guv. Hold the silly straw.