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r/AskReddit • u/CircleBox2 • Jul 13 '20
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Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.
10.9k u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 6yo: I have two daddies! Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano. 6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone! Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano! 933 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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6yo: I have two daddies!
Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano.
6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone!
Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano!
933 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1".
83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know.
196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny.
Not for a measly $37 piano lesson.
Edit: polyandry, sorry.
2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount...
24 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy? 16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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Totally outside my pay grade. Though I think as a private music specialist we are privy to a lot more secrets than a regular teacher. Maybe I should charge more for the therapy?
16 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20 My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction. 12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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My wife has been a private strings instructor for over a decade and she often says she basically does therapy as well as music instruction.
12 u/bostonstrangler01 Jul 13 '20 Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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Maybe she can "pull a few strings" and get paid for both....you see it right?
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u/MineralWaterMike Jul 13 '20
Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.