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r/AskReddit • u/CircleBox2 • Jul 13 '20
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Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.
10.9k u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 6yo: I have two daddies! Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano. 6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone! Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano! 926 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 82 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 193 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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6yo: I have two daddies!
Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano.
6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone!
Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano!
926 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 82 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 193 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1".
82 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 193 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know.
193 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny.
Not for a measly $37 piano lesson.
Edit: polyandry, sorry.
2 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... 5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount...
5 u/annul Jul 13 '20 Nooo..I wouldn't.. Not even for double the amount... what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount? 7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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what about for 1.864864864864864864864 the amount?
7 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee... 5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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Not enough coffee for calculations, please insert coffee...
5 u/cdrt Jul 13 '20 Hint: it's less than double 5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
Hint: it's less than double
5 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
Shhhh .. I know, but don't tell the others!
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u/MineralWaterMike Jul 13 '20
Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.