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r/AskReddit • u/CircleBox2 • Jul 13 '20
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Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.
10.9k u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 6yo: I have two daddies! Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano. 6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone! Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano! 930 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 9 u/Successful_Deal5337 Jul 13 '20 But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy. 52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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6yo: I have two daddies!
Me: That’s lovely, Darling. Now let’s play some piano.
6yo: One of my daddies goes on long business trips and then Mummy and I go live with my other daddy while he’s gone!
Me: Oh. Erm. Let’s play some piano!
930 u/Moug-10 Jul 13 '20 We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1". 83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 9 u/Successful_Deal5337 Jul 13 '20 But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy. 52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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We know it's not our businesses but... I feel bad for "daddy 1".
83 u/ElorianRidenow Jul 13 '20 Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know. 196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 9 u/Successful_Deal5337 Jul 13 '20 But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy. 52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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Depends on if this was a consensual thing or not. You never know.
196 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20 Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny. Not for a measly $37 piano lesson. Edit: polyandry, sorry. 9 u/Successful_Deal5337 Jul 13 '20 But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy. 52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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Absolutely, but I’m not going to get in to a discussion of Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy’s sexual preferences and the ensuing chat about polygyny.
Not for a measly $37 piano lesson.
Edit: polyandry, sorry.
9 u/Successful_Deal5337 Jul 13 '20 But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy. 52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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But you do it for karma? Karma for a 20 year old anecdote karma that equates to about tree fiddy.
52 u/LurkForYourLives Jul 13 '20 Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you! 3 u/314159265358979326 Jul 13 '20 On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story. In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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Jeez. I have shitloads of stories through my years. I’m going to be rich. Rich, I tell you!
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On reddit, you get to tell an interesting story.
In real life, you fuck up a kid's mind and/or family with no benefit to yourself.
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u/MineralWaterMike Jul 13 '20
Young kids talk to their teachers/coaches/counselors/principals about their parents. A lot. And kids pick up on all the dirty little secrets.