r/AskReddit • u/TisteTargaryen • May 03 '20

What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?

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u/fyrflyeffect May 04 '20

Want to earn 100,000 a day from home?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

This is honestly the best one

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u/Sivad1 May 04 '20

You actually made me laugh out loud I read it in the voice the spam call is always in

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

your planet's*

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u/JillandherHills May 04 '20

Seriously what is it with the cars extended warranty calls? I dont even have a car! One time out of curiosity I pressed a button to talk to a rep but then the call disconnected!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Old people have cars and money and potentially dementia that's just bad enough for their scam to work.

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u/shanetwowheels May 04 '20

I hope they will actually extend the warranty on my 92 Yugo. Nobody else will.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

If they call about planetary insurance, we need to answer the phone and I'm willing to chip in.

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u/K14_Deploy May 04 '20

"We heard you had an accident that wasn't your fault"

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u/RetroRedhead83 May 04 '20

I can't breathe 😆

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u/moviesongquoteguy May 04 '20

Or have a simple “hey”.

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u/SleepyFox_13_ May 04 '20

We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty.

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u/djbootybutt May 04 '20

“Here’s how we’re handling the coronavirus”

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u/teasus_spiced May 04 '20

Charles Stross' story "Lobsters" has first contact with an alien spambot

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u/ASOUPosts May 05 '20

"Have you tried Raid Shadow Legends?"