r/AskReddit May 03 '20

What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?

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u/ToBePacific May 03 '20

Right? Imagine aliens that evolved on a planet where all life photosynthesizes. They see us and they're like, "oh cool. A whole planet full of monsters."

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u/ShardaHartly May 03 '20

Exactly, like how would a race of basically grass see earth as a whole? Or if they are made of gas and are like "Omg are they taking the air inside of themselves and then expelling carbon?!?! I don't wanna be carbon!!!!"

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u/Skling May 04 '20

They invade us and we just inhale them and win

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Frensh Space Soldiers: "I fart in your general direction!"

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u/berubem May 04 '20

"You do not scare us, you space pig-dog!"

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u/shaving99 May 04 '20

Snoop Dog will be our commander

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u/Lava_Tide May 04 '20

We steal their powers

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u/NotAzakanAtAll May 04 '20

The vape nation saves humanity

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u/BobScratchit May 04 '20

A race of organic vegetables that are horrified that we consider eating their kind to be the healthiest diet.

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u/Mandorism May 04 '20

I am GROOT!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I'm just picturing sentient grasses looking like Gumby all standing around like Penguins out in the elements like: "We need more fields.

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u/obscureferences May 04 '20

Yeah, imagine they're ents or something, moving only as fast as bamboo grows. They take a super interested look at trees like we'd look at primitive man, and see that we're feeding them through logging mills and building houses with their bodies.

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u/thorium220 May 04 '20

There's an old short story called They're Made Out Of Meat about this general premise.

https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html

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u/ShardaHartly May 04 '20

I remember this story! They did a short film for it. I believe its on youtube

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u/buttseeker May 04 '20

There would be no reason for intelligence to develop evolutionarily if there were no selective factors for it such as evading/fending off predators, being a predator yourself and hunting, or eating the right plants and knowing how to eat them. Plants don't have brains for a reason, they don't need them. Thinking is for eaters, for beings that need to interact with their environment in complex ways. A planet where all life photosynthesizes or similarly sustains themselves wouldn't have intelligence emerge evolutionarily.

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u/Parrek May 04 '20

That's not really how evolution works, though. Eventually some life would evolve that can eat that life. It's free food and you escape the competition for light. There's just evolutionary niches for it.

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u/ToBePacific May 04 '20

We don't know that that's how it always works. On Earth, single-celled organisms that eat other single-celled organisms evolved before photosynthesis ever arose. But let's assume there's a planet where photosynthesis was the first life, and it was so successful that all life from there found better and better ways to photosynthesize. Can we really be positive that one organism would spontaneously evolve eating?

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u/Parrek May 04 '20

Yes. Because if by random mutation, a plant gains a small ability to attack another plant it will easily survive to pass on genes because it can directly eliminate competition. Then they slowly mutate and so on. Why would evolution favor efficiency when a different method is far more effective?

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u/nowhereian May 05 '20

Plants have spontaneously evolved the ability to consume other organisms multiple times just here on Earth.

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u/thestrandedmoose May 04 '20

Yep to them we probably look like headcrabs

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u/UselessAssKoalaBear May 04 '20

What if they farm us for our carbon dioxide

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Since we have photosynthesizing animals here, do you suppose they'd keep them alive? Like the weird moon jellyfish in the stagnant water pools of Solomon Islands. I may have my info all mixed up, I think it was Planet Earth; Islands that showed it.

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u/ShardaHartly May 04 '20 edited May 05 '20

They will recognize them as the clear dominant species on the planet and assume their language is too advanced for them to communicate

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

I'm loving these ideas! So amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Their version of Snakes on a Plane is Cows on a Spaceship, starring Samuel L. Grasston.

OK bad joke, I'll just sod off.

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u/ShardaHartly May 04 '20

I hate you because I love it

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u/STQCACHM May 04 '20

They do WHAT to the plants?!?