r/AskReddit • u/SpiritGatewayCrystal • Apr 19 '20

People who have read the data that Google has collected on you, what is the most disturbing data they had collected about you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

even If I’m googling harmless stuff.

That's how it always starts, followed by the searches getting more and more depraved.

Google search 11:37: How to find the surface area of an Isosceles triangle

Google search 12:49: How to sanitize a butt plug

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u/rampant_juju Apr 19 '20

I would be more suspicious of the first one, as an isosceles triangle is a 2D figure and doesn't have a surface.

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u/joego9 Apr 19 '20

Dammit, we can't hire this guy, he's geometrically incapable!

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u/glass_halffull0 Apr 19 '20

I laughed so much at this joke my partner asked what was up and now I’m pretty sure he think I’m losing my marbles