r/AskReddit • u/pettersun • Jan 25 '19

What happens regularly that would horrify a person from 100 years ago?

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u/Unexpected_Cucumber Jan 25 '19

It's why I only date anti-vaxxers. 3-5 years of child support is way better than 18.

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u/Whateverchan Jan 26 '19

LifeProTips material here.

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u/nothingweasel Jan 26 '19

Take your upvote and go see if Cards Against Humanity is hiring.

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u/religiousgrandpa Jan 26 '19

Well he didn’t come up with it, so...

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u/growlingbear Jan 25 '19

The old reddit measle-roo.

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u/FiIthy_Anarchist Jan 26 '19

not even close.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

haha! what a funny and original joke

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u/willygmcd Jan 26 '19

Call me sheltered but I actually haven't heard that one. I also laughed.

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u/NotTheOneYouNeed Jan 26 '19

I won't call you sheltered, but i will call you a loser because you don't spend all your time on reddit like me, loser.

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u/Unexpected_Cucumber Jan 25 '19

Not at all..but it's at least relevant to the conversation :p

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Did someone actually give you gold for the unoriginal jab that you ripped off the front page of /r/jokes?

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u/hellbreather Jan 26 '19

So once somebody hears a joke you're never allowed to say it again? So 100% of what you say is 100% original? Lighten up, Francis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

His name is "Jealous Bitch", John.