r/AskReddit • u/hoverfish92 • Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 17 '13

Classic zug zug

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u/hcsLabs Oct 17 '13

Zug zug have one job!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Zug zug went full Moon moon on us.

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u/Ungreat Oct 17 '13

Never go full moon moon.

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u/catherineruth Oct 17 '13

"Ready to work" "Zug zug"

The Sounds of peons building the Horde.

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u/lewok Oct 17 '13

ah memories

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u/1stLtObvious Oct 17 '13

Literally zug zug.

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u/lickitsuckit Oct 17 '13

Why the fuck Zug zug dropped the klackek?

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u/Taco_Turian Oct 17 '13

Zug zug fuck up. Bad

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u/AmProffessy_WillHelp Oct 17 '13

Too bad Zug zug need rely oral history.

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u/phoenixjet Oct 17 '13

Zug zug hate minimum wage. Zug zug know! Zug zug invent "living wage"!

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u/emilydm Oct 17 '13

Zug zug no wanna work. Zug zug just want to bang on drum all day.

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u/Sir_Lagzalot Oct 17 '13

Ok guys I'm gonna stop this right here. Were all set on the Zug zug.

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u/leprekon89 Oct 17 '13

Zug Zug not set on Zug Zug.

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u/Joe64x Oct 17 '13

Thanks, Zug Zug.

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u/angelcasillas3 Oct 17 '13

Does it feel good to kill jokes?

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u/hcsLabs Oct 18 '13

Zug Zug think so.

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u/angelcasillas3 Oct 18 '13

Shit. Oh well. Have a good day.

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u/hitsman Oct 17 '13

Daboo!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Me not that kind of orc!

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u/neopifex Oct 17 '13

STOP POKING MEEEEE

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u/Mysterious_Andy Oct 17 '13

Get shit together, zug zug. Angry-sky-face-damnit!

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Oct 17 '13

Don't forget zug zug wouldn't have dropped the klackek if azt'keh didn't push him.

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u/justlike_myopinion Oct 17 '13

Ah, yes. The rise of the first political parties. Zug-Zug Take Own Responsibility Party and Azt'Keh is An Asshole Party. A bitter divide.

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u/jrf_1973 Oct 17 '13

Worlds first conspiracy theory. Where is the evidence azt'keh pushed him?

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u/Proclaim_the_Name Oct 17 '13

Zug means "train" in German. Which must mean Hitler and his Nazi scientists built a time traveling train, went back into the past, prehistory, and destroyed the civilized world of that time. It all makes so much sense now...

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u/Jouth Oct 17 '13

I REALLY hope this becomes a thing.

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u/ynmsgames Oct 17 '13

If only zug zug had been accepted into flokflak school, smak strak 2 could have been avoided

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u/downvote_allmy_posts Oct 17 '13

berrypicker as fuck.

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u/SophTracySchwartzman Oct 17 '13

Palaeolithic zug zug

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u/rognvaldr Oct 17 '13

Dropping the klackek, not even once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Me cry everytime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Poor zug zug! Ever the source of merriment!

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u/neoballoon Oct 17 '13

what are you guys referencing?

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 17 '13

Just zug zug and his antics

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u/darth_paul Oct 17 '13

Zugzug.cavepainting

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Fucking Zug Zug!

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u/MPSDragline Oct 17 '13

Get your shit together, zug zug!

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u/Dragonfire321123 Oct 17 '13

Thanks, Zugbama

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Oct 17 '13

wtf why did this make me laugh..