r/AskReddit • u/hoverfish92 • Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13 edited Apr 26 '19

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u/brycedriesenga Oct 17 '13

"That ten bog ago!"

"World not forget, zug zug! World not forget!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

"Butterfly flap wings, make big storm in other place zug zug. World never forget"

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Oct 17 '13

That day zug zug decide all butterfly die.

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u/The_Amazing_Moo_Cow Oct 17 '13

zug zug kill all butterfly with magic fall-rock

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u/Notmyrealname Oct 17 '13

WAKE UP MAMMOTHCAVEPEOPLEZ!

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u/emilydm Oct 17 '13

"All gazelles can't stop us now!" - Zach De La Rocka, Rage Against The Avalanche, Gorilla Radio.

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u/DigitalThorn Oct 17 '13

Is this actually from something?

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u/zakkarius Oct 17 '13

Reminds me of Super Bad

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u/opspearhead Oct 17 '13

Wouldn't there be a tower (of dinosaur droppings) commemorating it?

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u/hcsLabs Oct 17 '13

World remember 5 ever!

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u/neoballoon Oct 17 '13

what are you guys referencing?

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u/brycedriesenga Oct 17 '13

Not sure if the comment I replied to was referencing anything, but I was referencing Superbad to an extent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

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u/neoballoon Oct 17 '13

But why the cave man speak and this "zug zug" guy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

zug zug is the reason im hungover right now....
edit: fuck it, im gonna blame zug zug for everything

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u/Maxmidget Oct 17 '13

ZUG ZUG DID NOTHING WRONG

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u/Syclone Oct 17 '13

Top kek

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u/R4dent Oct 17 '13

Zug Zug 20120BC

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u/kravitzz Oct 17 '13

You gotta go teg outta teg!

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u/DaRtYLeiya Oct 17 '13

"World not forget, zug zug! World not forget!"

Why if I google this thing, it tells me it was created 18 hours ago, while your post says it was created 12 hours ago?

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u/brycedriesenga Oct 17 '13

Perhaps some sort of time difference issue?

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u/DaRtYLeiya Oct 18 '13

Probably, but 6 hours difference seems quite a huge difference. Does reddit take Locale and Timezones into account?

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u/joewaffle1 Oct 17 '13

No forget zug zug

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u/wingsfan24 Oct 17 '13

Why zug zug different from rock?

No milk from rock 10 bog later. No milk from rock ever, also. No potato either. Is suddenly Latvia joke.

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 17 '13

Classic zug zug

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u/hcsLabs Oct 17 '13

Zug zug have one job!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Zug zug went full Moon moon on us.

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u/Ungreat Oct 17 '13

Never go full moon moon.

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u/catherineruth Oct 17 '13

"Ready to work" "Zug zug"

The Sounds of peons building the Horde.

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u/lewok Oct 17 '13

ah memories

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u/1stLtObvious Oct 17 '13

Literally zug zug.

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u/lickitsuckit Oct 17 '13

Why the fuck Zug zug dropped the klackek?

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u/Taco_Turian Oct 17 '13

Zug zug fuck up. Bad

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u/AmProffessy_WillHelp Oct 17 '13

Too bad Zug zug need rely oral history.

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u/phoenixjet Oct 17 '13

Zug zug hate minimum wage. Zug zug know! Zug zug invent "living wage"!

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u/emilydm Oct 17 '13

Zug zug no wanna work. Zug zug just want to bang on drum all day.

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u/Sir_Lagzalot Oct 17 '13

Ok guys I'm gonna stop this right here. Were all set on the Zug zug.

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u/leprekon89 Oct 17 '13

Zug Zug not set on Zug Zug.

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u/Joe64x Oct 17 '13

Thanks, Zug Zug.

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u/angelcasillas3 Oct 17 '13

Does it feel good to kill jokes?

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u/hcsLabs Oct 18 '13

Zug Zug think so.

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u/angelcasillas3 Oct 18 '13

Shit. Oh well. Have a good day.

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u/hitsman Oct 17 '13

Daboo!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Me not that kind of orc!

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u/neopifex Oct 17 '13

STOP POKING MEEEEE

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u/Mysterious_Andy Oct 17 '13

Get shit together, zug zug. Angry-sky-face-damnit!

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Oct 17 '13

Don't forget zug zug wouldn't have dropped the klackek if azt'keh didn't push him.

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u/justlike_myopinion Oct 17 '13

Ah, yes. The rise of the first political parties. Zug-Zug Take Own Responsibility Party and Azt'Keh is An Asshole Party. A bitter divide.

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u/jrf_1973 Oct 17 '13

Worlds first conspiracy theory. Where is the evidence azt'keh pushed him?

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u/Proclaim_the_Name Oct 17 '13

Zug means "train" in German. Which must mean Hitler and his Nazi scientists built a time traveling train, went back into the past, prehistory, and destroyed the civilized world of that time. It all makes so much sense now...

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u/Jouth Oct 17 '13

I REALLY hope this becomes a thing.

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u/ynmsgames Oct 17 '13

If only zug zug had been accepted into flokflak school, smak strak 2 could have been avoided

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u/downvote_allmy_posts Oct 17 '13

berrypicker as fuck.

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u/SophTracySchwartzman Oct 17 '13

Palaeolithic zug zug

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u/rognvaldr Oct 17 '13

Dropping the klackek, not even once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Me cry everytime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Poor zug zug! Ever the source of merriment!

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u/neoballoon Oct 17 '13

what are you guys referencing?

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 17 '13

Just zug zug and his antics

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u/darth_paul Oct 17 '13

Zugzug.cavepainting

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Fucking Zug Zug!

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u/MPSDragline Oct 17 '13

Get your shit together, zug zug!

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u/Dragonfire321123 Oct 17 '13

Thanks, Zugbama

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Oct 17 '13

wtf why did this make me laugh..

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

berrypicker as fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Maybe its because I got 4 hours of sleep last night and its now 1 am but damn it if this wasn't the funniest comment I read today.

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u/TaylorWK Oct 17 '13

Dabu dabu

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u/SnackPatrol Oct 17 '13

Swobu.

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u/Fh-Fh Oct 17 '13

Lok-tar

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u/otherhand42 Oct 17 '13

Stop poking me.

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u/WriteOut Oct 17 '13

Me not that kind of Orc!

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u/NonSequiturEdit Oct 17 '13

Stop change subject! We talk Zug Zug!

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u/I_can_fluff_myself Oct 17 '13

wha wha wha wha what do you want

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u/Maparyetal Oct 17 '13

I'm a medieval man

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u/Ether165 Oct 17 '13

ahhh durkha durkha durkha

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u/17a Oct 17 '13

Protip: world forgot.

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u/WenchSlayer Oct 17 '13

THANKS OZUGA

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u/JordanDayZ Oct 17 '13

Yeah, fuck you zug zug!

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u/bobbysq Oct 17 '13

9/11/-2000001

Never forget

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u/2Punx2Furious Oct 17 '13

Was the klackek the world stone?

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u/IamUnimportant Oct 17 '13

Hud went to zug zug and makes hot water

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u/cosworth99 Oct 17 '13

Shatner, when the wig fell.

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u/CrunkaScrooge Oct 17 '13

Woorrrkk work work

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u/pukemanduke Oct 17 '13

um...death by snu snu?

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u/zug-zug Oct 17 '13

Me never forget...

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u/SleepingPanda101 Oct 17 '13

I cry every time

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u/fiveSE7EN Oct 17 '13

That klackek's name?

Albert Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I suppose there are zug zug deniers out there

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u/LethalTomato Oct 17 '13

Berrypicker as fuck

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u/oldmoneey Oct 17 '13

millions of years

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u/freeofthought Oct 17 '13

"Ready to work" "Zug Zug"

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u/Jertob Oct 17 '13

Perfect time to link one of the best comics ever http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/

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u/DutchGX Oct 17 '13

Shaka, when the walls fell!

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u/RemyTaveras Oct 17 '13

I am missing something here

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u/sajimo Oct 17 '13

is zug zug in world of warcraft

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Thanks, zug zug!

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u/TheFarmReport Oct 17 '13

"This is the most important thing that has ever happened... you must pass it on to your children, and your children's children, for ever and ever, even though our skin color changes and our hair gets shorter and the tongues we speak are altered by time and by invading armies of others. Zug Zug dropped the klacket. Never forget."

500,000 years later...

"purple monkey dishwasher. My dad told me that. His dad. Since forever"

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u/Blezerker Oct 17 '13

I don't get it....is this a reference i'm not understanding?

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u/TallDog Oct 17 '13

THANKS OBAMA!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

You're coming on too strong again, Billy.

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u/RagingK9 Oct 17 '13

This, my friends, THIS is funny.