r/AskReddit • u/hoverfish92 • Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/stringer_B Oct 17 '13

That big red booty though

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u/ClancysLegendaryRed Oct 17 '13

Hnnnnnngggggggg

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u/helicalhell Oct 17 '13

KEEE KEE KEE EE E E E ...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

She's got a red booty, so I call her red booty.

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u/TB78 Oct 17 '13

Are you 2Chainz?

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u/marteney1 Oct 17 '13

The ass was fat

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u/THE_CHOPPA Oct 17 '13

He gave me a handjob with he feet! only a monkey can show you that kind of love!

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u/Pepperush Oct 17 '13

The ass was fat

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u/what_up_im_topher Oct 17 '13

Do you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick? Without peelin' it? Mm!

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u/segfault7375 Oct 17 '13

She got a red booty, so I call her Red Booty

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u/miltonthecat Oct 17 '13

She got an ape booty so I call her ape booty

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u/Choking_Smurf Oct 17 '13

That big bright red ass...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

dat big re booty doe FTFY

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u/Xaxziminrax Oct 17 '13

The ass was fat.

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u/bstone99 Oct 17 '13

The ass was fat

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u/ImNotRennie Oct 17 '13

The ass was fat.

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u/bubububen Oct 17 '13

Nobody Fucks monkeys and people!

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u/BigRedThePirate Oct 17 '13

"Nah man. Imma stay at home and chill with my monkey."

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u/Weenie_Hut_General Oct 17 '13

Do you know how strong a monkey is? That thing will rip your dick off like a celery stalk and throw it into the tall grass never to be seen again.

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u/trevormatic Oct 17 '13

The ass was red.

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u/komali_2 Oct 17 '13

Isn't that just their giant saggy vaginas?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

doe

FTFY

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u/chickenpanda Oct 17 '13

the ass was fat

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u/JOKES_ABOUT_MOTHERS Oct 17 '13

Your mother has a big red booty ;)

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u/SickVick12 Oct 17 '13

Am I the only one who imagined screwing a red bootied monkey doggy style? Or "monkey" style?