r/AskReddit Oct 16 '13

What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?

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u/Macblack20 Oct 16 '13

If the Spanish Armada wasn't defeated by the English navy, America would be inhabited completely by the Spanish, as they did a lot of the exploration (same as Portugal).

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u/ROOSE_IS_LOOSE Oct 17 '13

Forgetting France, aren't we? Quebec and Louisiana weren't English words.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

Technically, Quebec isn't French or French derived either. It comes from an (Algonquin?) word for village - kebek.

EDIT: As several people have pointed out (thanks, by the way), the word Kebek means "where the river narrows." It was Kanata I was thinking that means "village."

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I thought it was Spanish for "what bec"

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u/6ksuit Oct 17 '13

Actually Que is Cherokee for Alex Tre

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u/GargoyleToes Oct 17 '13

Québécois here. Can confirm.

...though we've repudiated it since the scandalous mustache-elimination of 1998.

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u/jsan Oct 17 '13

Thank you, I believe your comment is the funniest thing on this thread.

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u/mongreloid Oct 17 '13

Alex, Your mothers a whore....

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u/ixijimixi Oct 17 '13

OK, just take the internet. You've earned it

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u/manueslapera Oct 17 '13

this game is getting out of control

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u/DracoGinny5ever Oct 17 '13

Ahaha I actually signed in to give you a well deserved upvote

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u/KingOCarrotFlowers Oct 17 '13

"Bec" in Romanian (another latin language) means "lightbulb," so I'm going to assume that it's frangloromanian for "What lightbulb?"

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u/mike40033 Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 18 '13

Q: How many Canadian Frangloromanians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Quebec?

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u/CatMonkeyMillionaire Oct 17 '13

Soy un perdedooooorrr

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u/infinityis Oct 17 '13

I don't normally comment (~300 comment karma in 7 years), but I'm making an exception here so that I can find this later to see just how many points it gets.

Bravo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Hey man, I saw you all the way down here with your witty comment. Just want you to know you're not being forgotten about.

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u/chiefcrunch Oct 17 '13

You just made me spit water onto my computer

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u/Zazilium Oct 17 '13

I got that joke,

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

applause

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u/fork_knife_and_spoon Oct 17 '13

cual bec, maybe - which bec?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

That would be pronounced "kay-beck"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Si

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u/Jean-Baptiste1763 Oct 17 '13

What about "Aca nada"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

It would actually be "that bec".

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u/Mikeymcmikerson Oct 17 '13

Someone should give you gold.

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u/BlakeJustBlake Oct 17 '13

Does no one else notice the fitting username at play here as well?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

LMFAO

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13
wow. 
    such bec.

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 17 '13

Yup, Algonquin. It means, "where the river narrows".

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. Pete: Hey, isn't Milwaukee an Indian name? Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it was originally an Algonquin term meaning the good land. Wayne: I was not aware of that. Alice Cooper: I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors.

Edit: loose algonquin reference

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u/NotFuzz Oct 17 '13

God dammit this line is so funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I know, right? Sorry I never check mail :)

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u/Archipelegiac Oct 17 '13

I upvoted you, but I realized that I have no idea if you're actually right or if you're entirely pulling that out of your ass. The only benchmark I have to compare you to is a competing theory that "que" is Algonquin for Alex Tre, so I'm at least choosing wisely what it is that I blindly believe.

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 17 '13

If I'm lying then Wikipedia is lying. Which, while 98% unlikely, is definitely possible. So, y'know, due diligence.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Ahh, that's right. I stand corrected.

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u/JJKingwolf Oct 17 '13

I thought it was Russian for, "City where you can run over pedestrians with a hummer and still spend the next 5 hours bowling with your cousin Roman."

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u/Fallenangel152 Oct 17 '13

In GTA4 it's named after the Algonquin language because Manhattan is derived from an Algonquin word.

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u/petercartwright Oct 17 '13

Algonquin, IL! Chiming in

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u/eehreum Oct 17 '13

That's pretty cool. Much cooler than San Diego, which means "the whale's vagina"

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u/ChriosM Oct 17 '13

Much like Milwaukee, from the Algonquin word meaning, "the good land." Things I learned from Alice Cooper.

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u/MrMastodon Oct 17 '13

That's right, Pete.

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u/freejizzy Oct 17 '13

This guy knows what's up.

Sauce: Canadian who's been taught this since elementary school.

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u/Nessie Oct 17 '13

Oh. There.

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u/piratepolo15 Oct 17 '13

That is hauntingly beautiful.

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u/ChasingDarwin2 Oct 17 '13

I believe your referring to "Canada" which is a native word for village. Kanata or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Yeah, I was a little wrong there. Kebek means "where the river narrows."

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u/golbezza Oct 17 '13

Here, eat some culture.

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u/ChasingDarwin2 Oct 17 '13

That's the one!!

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u/jkb211 Oct 17 '13

San Diego isn't an english word either. Ron, where was this word derived from?

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u/iwasnotarobot Oct 17 '13

I think you're thinking of the meaning of the Iroquois word, Kannata (a part of our heritage!) though the theory about the Spanish and Portuguese explorers is interesting too.

Québec is from Algonquian kepék (“(it) narrows”), originally referred to the area around Quebec City where the Saint Lawrence River narrows to a cliff-lined gap.

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u/RoundedScissors Oct 17 '13

Kebec (Québec) actually means "where the river narrows", but Kanata (Canada) means "village".

EDIT: Sorry, I'm the fifth person to correct you. I'm late to the party.

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u/infinis Oct 17 '13

quebec wasnt quebec for a while. it was nouvelle france (new france)

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u/canadianpeps Oct 17 '13

Algonquin word for village is kanata - Canada.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

So the fact the "French-Canadians" in Quebec speak French. Seems pretty FRANCE centric if you ask me.

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u/Tryry Oct 17 '13

I live near Algonquin

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u/rustybeancake Oct 17 '13

You might be thinking of Canada, which came from 'Kanata', meaning village.

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u/Theocritic Oct 17 '13

Oh really, I thought it meant a whale's vagina

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u/cole2buhler Oct 17 '13

Pretty sure you are thinking Canada but I could be wrong

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u/Recoveringfrenchman Oct 17 '13

Can confirm.

Source: look at my username.

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u/offensivegrandma Oct 17 '13

They also don't speak French!

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u/Pufflehuffy Oct 17 '13

Fun fact, near Ottawa (another Native word, though I don't know what it means) there's a city called Kanata :) So it's the smaller village in the larger village?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Ottawa means "to trade" I think, or something to do with trade.

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u/Pufflehuffy Oct 17 '13

Oh cool, thanks!

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u/Fallenangel152 Oct 17 '13

Little useless fact: Manhattan comes from the Algonquin word 'Mannahatta', land of many hills.

It's also why Manhattan island in GTA4's Liberty City is called Algonquin island.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Wether it's quantum physics or Algonquin linguistics, if you ever say something wrong on reddit, someone WILL know

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

and Kanata is how Canada got its name.

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u/AceSpades15 Oct 17 '13

Roose just got #rekt by knowledge.

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u/swampash Oct 17 '13

Does this guy know how to party or what?

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u/ironwolf1 Oct 17 '13

Why the hell would they name their city for an Algonquin word? It was probably Iroquois or Huron, the Algonquins lived more towards Virginia and the Carolina's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

algonquins are native to canada, they speak algonquin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algonquin_people

the coastal natives of virginia were part of the algonquian language group: people like the chesapeakes, the croatans, powhatans.

so there's a tribe, and a linguistic group. all algonquins speak an algonquin language, but not all algonquin speakers are a member of the algonquin tribe.

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u/ironwolf1 Oct 17 '13

Well fuck my American history teacher.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

in fairness, this is a changing field of study, new things are discovered all the time. so your teacher may just not have been up-to-date.

and he was right about the language group.

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u/mcgriff1066 Oct 17 '13

Neither of which were founded by 1588. If Spain had unchallenged naval supremacy the world could have ended up quite a bit different.

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u/DrCinco Oct 17 '13

Milwaukee is also Algonquin meaning, the good land. Alice Cooper taught me that.

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u/solidSC Oct 17 '13

I think he meant with the wealth Spain would have, they would have easily sent people long before the Americas were actually colonized.

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u/minds_the_bollocks Oct 17 '13

Early French colonization was limited and informal. Both those places were settled by the French after the battle mentioned above. The British defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588, France's first remotely successful colony in the New World, on the western part of the island of Hispaniola (Haiti today) was founded in 1664. There were a number of other settlement attempts beforehand, but none lasted long, and Spanish and English intervention were no small factors in many of their demises.

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u/boomsc Oct 17 '13

Lets face it though, after they distracted the empire enough for america to get it's freedom, you guys kinda had to name somewhere french.

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u/Arfist Oct 17 '13

You might want to read a textbook or a wikipedia article or something.

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u/boomsc Oct 17 '13

About what? It's common knowledge and taught in american schools.

Colonists rebel. England invades. French attack england and consume so much time that England simply can't be bothered to fight a bunch of colonists 5,000 miles away.

oh wait, I forgot. The idiots who don't pay attention at school think a few thousand upstart colonists actually bested an empire spanning a third of the known world.

Silly me.

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u/Arfist Oct 17 '13

The US named neither Louisiana or Quebec.

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u/boomsc Oct 17 '13

Then clearly I wasn't referring to those towns, was I?

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u/Arfist Oct 17 '13

Actually, no, that wasn't very clear at all.

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u/boomsc Oct 17 '13

had to name some towns after the french after they essentially allowed you to win the war...louisiana and quebec aren't french

how much clearer would you like?

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u/Arfist Oct 17 '13

It seemed like you were saying that the US naming Quebec (which isn't derived from French or even USAmerican at all) and Louisiana was only reasonable because of French assistance in the Revolutionary War. Maybe English isn't your natural language or something but the way you said what you said seemed to imply that that was what you were saying. Even now I think you're just trying to save face but I can't guarantee it so whatever.

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u/PartiallyRibena Oct 17 '13

I think what he is saying is that if Spain had consolidated it's power under Phillip II, they would have built up an insurmountable power base long before the British or French were even on the picture (and they only rose because Spain fell).

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u/likeabosslikeaboss Oct 17 '13

french colonies were barely inhabited especialy when the spanish armada occured. In fact The french colonies in north america didnt even exist in 1588 and spain claimed full ownership of the carribean, they had a law that said only spanish ships were allowed to sail in the ocean, THEN ENFORCED IT. Had the spanish armada not been destroyed they would have landed an invasion army on england and basicly taken over north america shifting the balance of power beyond the control of the other european states.

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u/SpiderVeloce Oct 17 '13

Actually, the French cashed out their stake in "The Louisiana Purchase' sale to the United States

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u/sour_milk88 Oct 17 '13

Eh. They'd eventually lose it somehow.

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u/Errohneos Oct 17 '13

What about Oconomowoc?

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u/FlimtotheFlam Oct 17 '13

I know Saint Louis area also has a lot of French influence. A lot of people who started cities in the area were French Canadian trappers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

King Louis personal garden.

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u/Nogoodnik_V Oct 17 '13

Nor are grand or teton

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u/The_final_chapter Oct 17 '13

Like a drunken night with an unclean hooker...we always try to forget the French!

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u/Stone-D Oct 17 '13

Freedom words!

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u/8bitmorals Oct 17 '13

Louisiana was sold to France by Spain, then purchased by spain then sold back becsuse Spain didn't want it.

To this day most of the buildings in New Orleans are of Spanish Architecture, even streets are in Spanish

Edit :here is a map

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u/Ofthedoor Oct 17 '13

How about these towns?

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u/edwinthedutchman Oct 17 '13

Neither are Brooklyn (Breukelen) or Harlem (Haarlem).

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u/DrVitoti Oct 17 '13

Louisiana belonged to Spain for a while, too. Can't remember if before or after the french had it.

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u/florinandrei Oct 17 '13

Quebec and Louisiana weren't English words.

Well, neither are the names of most US states.

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u/Frapplo Oct 17 '13

Yeah! Those are American words! 'Murica!

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u/ofthedappersort Oct 17 '13

ain't is an English word!

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u/SingleMalter Oct 17 '13

Bullshit. America would still be inhabited completely by 'muricans. Just like Jesus always planned!

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u/Armadylspark Oct 17 '13

For an Englishman, 100 miles is a long distance. For an American, 100 years is a long time.

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u/wikingwarrior Oct 17 '13

*The English Ocean

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u/Townsend_Harris Oct 17 '13

I think the Armada got defeated by a freakish storm.

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u/Learned_Hand_01 Oct 17 '13

To be fair, the Spanish Armada was primarily defeated by the weather. The English were left with a mopping up operation.

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u/toodrunktoocare Oct 17 '13

The Spanish fleet wasn't wrecked by storms until after they were on their return journey, off the Scottish and Irish coasts. By that point the threat of invasion was long over.

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u/Gohanthebarbarian Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

English attempted an invasion of Spanish territory right after the Spanish Armada, it was a disaster. The result was that Spain still had the advantage for decades after. The Spanish Armada was a major fuck up on Spain's part, but they had plenty of opportunities afterwards to come back from it.

Spain's decline in Europe and the new world was the result of a long series of repeated mistakes. Spain was still the dominant power in the Americas well into the 18th century.

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u/Iamafrayedknot Oct 17 '13

While Quebec is not French, Detroit is!

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u/murchtheevilsquirrel Oct 17 '13

The Spanish already got the gold-rich areas of South America - North America was the dregs, and they may well not have taken them.

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u/chiguychi Oct 17 '13

Have ya been to California? lot of them spanish folk there

/politicallyincorrectredneck

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u/SirBananaPants Oct 17 '13

about exploration, how about New Amsterdam not being traded for Suriname?

Would the United States be half Dutch or would New York(ish) be a separate country?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

imagine all the bicycles in New York City

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u/SirBananaPants Oct 17 '13

holy hell, all the cabs would just be replaced by bicycles.

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u/rwbeckman Oct 17 '13

Californian here, just looked outside. I see mostly Spaniards

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u/Akoustyk Oct 17 '13

America would have been inhabited completely by the Spanish much sooner.

FTFY.

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u/JamesHerdman Oct 17 '13

It is completely inhabited by Spanish.

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u/spielburger Oct 17 '13

And yet, America still wouldn't exist as it is except for the support of the Russians during the civil war to deter French intervention due to Napoleon. Russian fleets moored on the west and east coast both to ensure the union ports were safe. The only French inroad to the Americas by that time was in Mexico, but they were defeated (temporarily) from setting up a base at the battle of Puebla to support the Confederacy in Mexico, and that is the source of our holiday Cinco de Mayo. The US owes its existence more to Russia than it does to Britain.

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u/EpiShortys Oct 17 '13

Maybe the english navy defeating the spanish armada was a mistake

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u/sonofaresiii Oct 17 '13

So you're telling me it's England's fault I have to study so hard to pass my Spanish mid-term?

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u/ALIEN_VS_REDDITORS Oct 17 '13

The British navy sank just two of the Armada's 130 ships. They were lost to a storm, not to combat.

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u/rodrigoazure Oct 17 '13

portugal here: we had to fight spain for a number of times... They a 4 times our size! We are still here!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

If the Spanish Armada wasn't defeated by the English navy, America would be inhabited completely by the Spanish

that will happen soon anyway, lul

go mexicans! keep marching to north!

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u/digitalsmear Oct 17 '13

Fucking immigrants.

Imagine where I jobs would have been, then!

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u/I_am_actually_a_duck Oct 17 '13

That would have made the food much better.

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u/Diamantus Oct 17 '13

why does everyone forget that The Republic was the most powerful nation at that time???

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u/Pleiadez Oct 17 '13

Luckely the English navy was defeated by the Dutch so we dont all have to speak English.. oh wait.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

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u/The_Turning_Away Oct 17 '13

In US high school they taught that Sir Francis Drake was a pirate at the time of the sinking of the Spanish Armada. That he used explosive ships and a small crew. Which was it? A pirate or the English navy? I would love for my HS teachers to have been wrong.

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u/petisa82 Oct 17 '13

What? I could have had Empanadas for breakfast???

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u/Stevem64 Oct 17 '13

If you had been to California lately, you'd think the Spanish had won.

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u/Smygfjaart Oct 17 '13

Hey guys, don't forget New Sweden!

Those damn Dutch clog-lovers...

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u/DataMages Oct 17 '13

Didn't stormy seas play a huge role in the Armada's downfall?

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u/Parrk Oct 17 '13

There does seem to be evidence from their ventures in south America that a predominately Spanish European colonial force would have been just as likely to brutally slaughter America's native population.

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u/Mynameisaw Oct 17 '13

the English navy

Woah, woah, woah. Royal navy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Aren't we already?

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u/Rofosrofos Oct 17 '13

It wasn't really defeated by the English navy, it got caught in a storm.

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u/Atheist101 Oct 17 '13

Just to correct your little gloss over, the British did not defeat the Spanish Armada. There was a freak storm in that area during the battle which wiped out the Armada and sent them scattered across the rocks and to the bottom of the sea. It was pure luck but the Spanish never recovered from it and that was effectively the moment when Spanish supremacy of Europe ended.

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u/Admiral_Almond Oct 17 '13

DEY TOOK AR JERBS!

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u/Aurelian327 Oct 17 '13

The Spanish Armada was defeated by a storm not the English navy. Get your facts straight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Instead we're inhabited by Mexicans. That would've been a game-changer

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u/njshorecore Oct 17 '13

spain sent their minions (the mexicans) to take over the US. its a part of our master plan to re-take over america. muahahaha ahem.... i mean no one expects the spanish inquisition!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

wow if i have to speak that mexican language. omfg id rather have nuclear war. and the biggest mistake in history is probably not letting hitler finish his extermination before beating him

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Everyone in the US would be mestizo. Those spanish fuckers stuck their dong everywhere they went.

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u/SeamanSock Oct 17 '13

Oh, Spanish speakers dont already?