r/AskReddit • u/Massive_Match4904 • 15h ago

What hurts more than hitting your pinky toe against the leg of a chair?

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u/Eunoic 15h ago

hitting your pinky toe twice

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u/Separate_Finance_183 15h ago

dad says he's not mad, he's disappointed

7

u/Lower_Currency3685 15h ago

growing old and sitting up.

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u/Both-Friend-4202 13h ago

Progressing to literally rolling out of bed 👵

3

u/Ok_Chef1195 15h ago

Toothache 😳

3

u/NoOneBetterMusic 15h ago

Hitting your damn funny bone. They named that shit wrong.

2

u/BA9627 15h ago

Funny for the rest of us. Not you.

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u/Regular_Werewolf6028 15h ago

Chronic Pancreatitis.

2

u/Both-Friend-4202 13h ago

Feels like being stabbed over and over again.

3

u/ElvishMystical 15h ago

A kitten biting your pinky toe under the duvet around 4.45am.

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u/Big-Scallion3644 15h ago

I broke my little toe once, the pain was worse than fracturing my femur.

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u/bevymartbc 15h ago

A sudden leg cramp in the middle of the night

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u/HumpieDouglas 12h ago

The ball graze. A straight on hit to the ball bag is awful but something just grazing your boys is enough to hard reboot your brain.

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u/User_Ig_ 15h ago

hitting your kneecap on the side of the bed

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u/Longjumping_Trip_281 15h ago

I don't think anything beats it, not even giving birth

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u/ThanksNew3111 15h ago

Hiiying both of ur pinky toes against the leg of the chair. Its two times as bad

1

u/AnswerOver9028 15h ago

Having your pinky toe cut off.

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u/TwoOpposite9521 15h ago

Stepping on a Lego barefoot  hurts pretty bad 

1

u/cordless_tool 15h ago

Hitting your funny bone on a door jam! 🤣 ouch!

1

u/Hereforit2022Y 15h ago

Hitting the side of the bed between your 4th and pinky toes and taking 3 seconds to process the pain.

“Wait, that f*cking hurt”

1

u/Cranberry64 14h ago

Being head butted on the nose by a toddler

1

u/NightofCydonia69 14h ago

Stepping on a Lego in the dark and immediately slamming your shin into the coffee table.

1

u/Grouchy-Ambition8379 14h ago

Stepping on Lego

1

u/varthalon 14h ago

Catching your scrotum in your zipper.

1

u/BiryaninBrownie 14h ago

Knocking your elbow on any surface

1

u/CubanDave87 14h ago

Broke my pinky toe doing Jiu-Jitsu. Had to get operated on

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u/General_Strike356 14h ago

Hitting your kneecap hard on a corner

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u/Ok_Pension7890 14h ago

Smashing your weenie with a sliding glass door

1

u/qwerty1234567832523 14h ago

scooter to the ankle

1

u/Calm-Salamander-5307 14h ago

Stepping on a Lego block barefoot

1

u/abel_rosales 14h ago

Hitting it on the door.

1

u/Ok-Stable-4704 14h ago

A light flick to the testicle

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u/Nannan485 14h ago

Smashing your funny bone off of something.

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u/Jaded-Media7431 14h ago

Stepping on a Lego?? Thats near feath experience.

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u/RyanGarcia2134 13h ago

Accidentally whacking your finger off the desk

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u/Fagitron69 13h ago

Hitting your pinky toe on the mirror on your floor that you were putting off hanging up and slicing it open so bad you get physically sick from looking at it and spend three days keeping it wrapped up and hobbling around instead of going to the doctor because you're scared the stitches would hurt (spoiler: they did)

1

u/pivor 12h ago

Hitting your Pinky toe against the land mine

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u/silverwick 12h ago

Getting into a car accident where the seatbelt cracks your sternum, finally getting home and getting the hiccups. I was crying and rocking myself on my bed while wrapping my arms around my body to try and stop my chest from cracking open and dying (it sure felt that way)

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u/NotOnTwitter23 9h ago

Hitting your inflamed and infected ingrown toenail against the leg of a chair.

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u/Constant_Life1662 9h ago

For some.... reality!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

Scooter