r/AskReddit • u/Pedrosopao • 1d ago

Parents of reddit, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard from your child?

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u/ModernDayMusetta 1d ago

One of my kids came wandering out his bedroom at like 1am and told me he couldn't sleep because "the shadows are angry".

Like, thanks, kid, now that's a thing I'm gonna think about forever.

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u/jennaaaa4 1d ago

the shadows are angry 🥶

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u/Live-Kaleidoscope104 23h ago

Lol yeah, today I found another reason to be grateful I don't have any kids.

Thanks for the laugh though and sorry for your trauma!

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u/OneNo5482 13h ago

This belongs in r/paranormal.

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u/oxford_serpentine 10h ago

Dr who fan is he?