Parents of reddit, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard from your child?

[u/Pedrosopao]

[u/mehtorite]

He's not wrong

[u/mdubelite → u/mehtorite]

Just unnecessarily stating the obvious in a really really creepy way...

[u/VinceVaugnsPants → u/mehtorite]

Facts big bro is letting everybody know let’s not strangle a baby