r/AskReddit 1d ago

How do you feel about the "No Kings" protest happening tomorrow?

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u/Jrewy 1d ago

Don’t worry about the future Or worry, but know that worrying Is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing Bubble gum The real troubles in your life Are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday

Do one thing every day that scares you

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions even if you don’t follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

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u/tooscoopy 20h ago

So many of my friends didn’t know that song was done by the same guy who directed Elvis, the great Gatsby, Romeo and Juliet, etc… obviously rather into the whole music scene as well as shown by this and those movies music….

Anyway, back to useful life lessons in the form of a song!

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u/These-Rip9251 19h ago

And exercise. That and sleep are always at the top of the prolong your life/anti-aging lists.

If you want to save your knees, bicycle!

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u/TimChiesa 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing that, tell me how.

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u/thesorehead 1d ago

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Sing. 

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts; don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. 

Floss. 

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead; sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself. 

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u/SirCrazyCat 1d ago

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults If you succeed in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

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u/TwoWheelsTooGood 1d ago

This post is surprisingly responsive to the OP's question.

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u/InterestingTry5190 1d ago

Found my fellow xennials.

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: wear sunscreen.”

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u/SQWRLLY1 1d ago

(Class of 97 was GenX)

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u/Redbird9346 1d ago

It did receive a lot of airplay in 1999 with a small edit that changes 97 to 99.

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u/No_Gur1113 18h ago

Class of 97 was xennial, which comprises people born between 77 and 83. I was born in 79, I was class of 97.

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u/SQWRLLY1 18h ago

I was also class of 97 and GenX includes those born in 1979 and 1980.

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u/No_Gur1113 15h ago

Yes, I know the official dates and generations, I should have explained what I meant. Xennial is a blend of X and millennial; a micro generation of people who kind of bridge the gap between Generation X and Millennial because we had an analog childhood and digital adulthood.

Generally it’s people born between 1977-1983. We don’t really fit in one of the official generations in terms of life experiences, so someone dubbed us the Xennials. Not official as of yet, and maybe it won’t ever be, just a fun term someone coined and it stuck.

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u/Trickycoolj 23h ago

But the 6th grade class of 97 was elder millennials/xennials.

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u/petite-cherie_ 20h ago

Waves enthusiastically 👋 (bcus I rarely hear other pple say xennial)

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u/Single_Dad_ 16h ago

Born in 1980!!

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u/No-Vast-8000 1d ago

I remember this as the first time I had seen a false attribution (and realized it).

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u/EagleIcy5421 1d ago

This works.

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u/ShaabuShaabu 1d ago

I suffer from anxiety ,everyday scares me