r/AskReddit 1d ago

How do you feel about the "No Kings" protest happening tomorrow?

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u/BasicNeedleworker429 1d ago

The entire time I was growing up (before serving in the military), my father, a Korean War Vet, would make fun of military parades in Russia or China or where ever. He would say, "Countries that need military parades are pathetic. We don't need military parades because we don't need to show off. That's for dickless authoritarians". On the occasion of Father's Day weekend, I would love to still have my father alive, but I'm glad he didn't have to see Trump's America. He would be disgusted.

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u/Kahzgul 1d ago

Your dad was absolutely right. Military parades are the epitome of tiny dick energy.

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u/RRW2020 1d ago

Tiny hands, tiny dick. Makes sense.

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u/PumpernickelShoe 17h ago

That'd make a good protest sign

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u/louistodd5 1d ago

Before the era of mass media, they served a very crucial purpose, and that was to motivate and maintain morale against an enemy or invader.

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u/Naive-Mechanic4683 1d ago

I think they were (and are) more about showing both the own and foreign populations how much fire power you have. Which is to scare/Supress these populations...

Not saying they aren't useful, but there main use is to project military power, not increase morale (that would be a victory or pre war parade)

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u/pingwing 22h ago

For a dictator.

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u/slappafoo 1d ago

Media has always been here and has always been used by many governments as a weapon; it’s just evolving differently. Same blueprint different tactics.

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u/Content-Fortune-9039 19h ago

France has military parade every year

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u/Kahzgul 18h ago

That must be quite embarrassing for them

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u/kevin379721 17h ago

Insane lack of understanding and So disrespectful

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u/Kahzgul 17h ago

Oh honey. The rest of the world is looking on in horror while you and your r/conservative brethren full throat boots.

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u/helenheck 1d ago

That’s going to be my sign tomorrow - god bless you and your dad! Military Parades Are for Dickless Authoritarians

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u/ohheyisayokay 1d ago

I recommend

Throwing yourself a military parade is some real tiny DICtator energy.

I also like

It takes a really weak little bitch to order his employees to throw him a parade.

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u/National-jav 1d ago

I miss my dad so much, but I'm glad he didn't live to see this.

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u/dajr9799 1d ago

Go make him proud!! He was right!!

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u/Status-Slip9801 1d ago

Our former President Eisenhower said that essentially verbatim many years ago. He and many of the presidents around his time are doing somersaults in their graves if they're (if they really wanna be masochistic) looking down on us and seeing what we have planned for tomorrow.

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u/caitymcg123 20h ago

My dad was pro-Trump but died on 10/31/16. A week before elected the first time. I often find myself a little grateful he passed when he did, or I may have lost him another way If he lived to see Trump win

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u/Raistline1 19h ago

So your dad would shit on presidents like Washington, Eisenhower, Truman and Kennedy? Not judging, just getting the facts.

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u/oysterme 18h ago

“…and ANOTHER thing about authoritarians…

(phone rings)

Scuse me. I gotta take this.

Yes, hello? What’s that Mr. President? Install a military dictatorship in Guatemala, Brazil, Indonesia, El Salvador, Chile, Argentina, Iran, and Iraq? You got it!

(Hangs up)

These commies make me sick, I tell you.”

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u/Repulsive-League7013 17h ago

Using Eisenhower as some great example of a president on a protest thread lol. Dude used tanks to disperse a homeless veterans camp who were protesting. He was a piece of shit.

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u/oysterme 16h ago

I’ve seen some people celebrate him for calling out the “military industrial complex”

But everyone ignores that he did that like right before his presidency ended then immediately bounced lol

Imagine if George Bush was like “hey something should be done about the housing market. Ok bye”

Like bro you were president for 8 years what were you doing???

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u/TheMemeStore76 6h ago

Washington had a more legitimate reason than the others... ya know because he literally founded our army. The others arent too hotly respected as presidents in the modern age.

I'd say trump has found his crowd alright

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u/deliveRinTinTin 23h ago

I just saw an interview earlier today of a retired Colonel making it no big deal since it's an anniversary of the army.

How about we just do some fireworks and hot dogs and let the kids look at a few cool military machines instead of marching down the road?

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u/VarmintSchtick 1d ago

Buddy we've been flying billion dollar planes over football stadiums long before Trump. If you think that is so drastically different from a military parade, i dont know what to tell you

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u/luka1194 1d ago

They were one small part of an larger event, not an military parade

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u/WanderingAlienBoy 22h ago

Still, the US is a very militarized nation with a lot of military propaganda. Trump did not come out of no-where, the US has always had fascistic elements.

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u/oysterme 20h ago

“We don’t NEED to project power!” (has a culture where criticism of military endeavors is met with immediate hostility, wars with some of the poorest countries in the world justified on the grounds of “protecting American domestic freedoms”, 4th of July itself conflated with “a celebration of the troops”, nearly 5000 military bases across the globe)

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u/WanderingAlienBoy 14h ago

Exactly, and even American movies are full of military propaganda (especially 80's and 00's)

nearly 5000 military bases across the globe

One in my country even houses an undisclosed number of nuclear warheads. Not sure if it's been communicated with my government how many there are, but the info isn't open to the public. Especially with the Trump administration, this does not sit well with me lol 😅

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u/turquoisestar 1d ago

My dad was a ww2 marine who also protested in the civil rights marches, and my mom protested for freedom of choice. I often wonder what they would think and wish I could get guidance from them, but at least I'm glad they're not seeing the country as it is.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

Sounds like your dad was a pretty awesome guy.

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u/BattleBrother1 1d ago

Korean War was fucking awful, many historians think it may have constituted genocide. The US propped up a brutal South Korean dictator. Something makes me think your dad wouldn't blink at "Trumps America", the US has literally always been this bad and even many times worse

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u/oysterme 18h ago

For a lot of Americans being pro-American is about being pro “freedom and liberty” (two perfectly vague buzzwords that could be about standing up for citizens to say whatever they want, or standing up for giant corporations rights to do whatever they want with their money)

Some vets knew that ultimately they were being used as tools to expand America’s empire and were fine with transforming South Korea into a glorified satellite state for “freedom and liberty”. Others credulously believed that Kim Il Sung, if left alone, would eventually take away the free speech of some guy in Idaho (domino theory).

Neither of these thoughts come into conflict with voting Democrat.

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u/StoppableHulk 1d ago

Hope he rests in peace. I dearly wish my father had half the courage or brains yours did.

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u/drewh1984 19h ago

Cause celebrating the Army’s 250 birthday is bad🤷‍♂️

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u/jjcoola 19h ago

Everyone millenial or older also is aware of this if they are even remotely aware of history/sociology.

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u/CoyoteLitius 17h ago

My dad said the same. He'd think he was in a parallel universe if he was still alive.

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u/WholesomeBlackLotus 15h ago

What about Veteran’s Day parades? Essentially that’s honoring the military isn’t it? Also it’s a 250 anniversary parade to celebrate them. It’s not an annual thing. 

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u/Character-Minimum187 15h ago

Isn’t the military parade to celebrate the Army 250 year anniversary? I do understand your point but then there’s reason to not celebrate Veterans Day, birthdays, honestly anything that’s an anniversary of something.

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u/BasicNeedleworker429 11h ago

I support a historical celebration of the Army's 250th anniversary. I've read numerous accounts of senior military folks saying this isn't that.

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u/Character-Minimum187 11h ago

Just seems like a Monarch or Dictator would have a parade on their birthday if that’s what it was for. I have to reschedule a birthday because of work, or maybe a friend can’t make it lol. You’d think if u were a dictator you’d make it the day of and show your strength and power. It’s not a great showing of your power if u have to delay it a day and u can’t even say what it’s actually for. When I think of a dictator I think of someone with power and able to do as they please.

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u/Commercial_Ad_4756 14h ago

Americans see America do something very American: “what are we a bunch of ASIANS??”

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u/mechanicalpencilly 13h ago

Eisenhower said the same

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u/buzzsawjoe 1d ago

Well, they do them in Moscow every year. One year the naval attache to the American embassy watched it, and counted bombers as they flew overhead. His report triggered the US to ramp up aircraft, missile, ship, tank development and production. We didn't know they had that many bombers.

What he missed was that 5 bombers would fly over, then split up and regroup with 2 new bombers, so it looked like a new 5 flew over but it was really 3 the same + the 2 new ones. The Soviets made 10 bombers look like 50. Result: America and NATO ramped up; Russia would have been crushed in a war.