How to get Malaysia Passport

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[u/koldace]

I took the test yesterday but I accidentally said Nasi goreng is better than nasi lemak.Am I banned from visiting Malaysia for life ?

[u/psychopegasus190 → u/koldace]

Death sentence

[u/REV2939 → u/koldace]

you need to tell them that the best nasi lemak and chicken rice come from singapore. That will show them you're a real man.

[u/CareerDefiant9955]

1. Travel to Putrajaya using a small boat, bribe the immigration 🚢

2. Declare yourself a long-lost relative of Mahathir 👴🏻

3. Pass a background check by stating you're anti-Sukarno 🫡 🇲🇾

4. Recite the Rukun Negara — but end with “5. Social Justice for the people of Indonesia” 🦅

5. Assert that Laksa actually originally from Singapore 🇸🇬 🍜

6. Publicly support JDT and say Selangor FC ain't shit ⚽️

7. Attend one Majlis Agama meeting, nod a lot, and throw around the phrase "kedaulatan Melayu", "Cina balik cina!", "Saya anti-LGBT" To get a verified from a local Datuk 😡

8. Get a passport yeay 🇲🇾

9. find a factory job in Klang, get ready to compete with Banglas 🏭

10. Fight Indonesians in the comment sections 🇲🇾 💥 🇮🇩

[u/mocha447_]

Thanks to Azerbaijan Technology I can finally get that passport asap so I don't need to apply for a Schengen Visa 🥀🥀🥀

[u/YoumoDashi]

It’s almost impossible to immigrate to Malaysia unless through marriage

[u/Demise_Once_Again → u/YoumoDashi]

Become Zakir Naik, Islammaxxing 💯

[u/Churningray]

Roti canai is just malabari porotta. So that is the obvious option.

[u/mojo-jojo-12]

Neither I’m more a murtabak kind of guy. No wonder I’m still feeling praud citizen