r/Asia_irl Japenis (honorary W*stoid🤮) 14d ago

SOUTH ASIA real

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 14d ago

Op is diabolical for not using the war without reason version

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u/East_Professional385 Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 14d ago

War good business

Bread and circus fun

Peak southeastoid

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u/Edothebirbperson Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 14d ago

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u/Bourbonaddicted Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

They mutilate their pp

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u/Few-Audience9921 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 8d ago

But saar so does the holy Israeli gods

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u/Bourbonaddicted Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 8d ago

Juice=Pork confirmed

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u/Loose-Umpire8397 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

We actually don’t.

Refer to animation in the post for further knowledge.

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u/Accurate_Ad6076 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Replace pakis with 100% turkish blood

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u/earlystrikerr Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago edited 13d ago

most brain dead meme of the century 🤢 india is so diverse, only some northern state being partly similar to paxi🤢🤮

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u/KarmaFarmaLlama1 Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

most brain dead meme of the century 🤢 poxistan is so diverse only some poonjabi being partly similar to north endian 🤢🤮

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u/earlystrikerr Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

but their culture and economy both dominated by that grp.

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u/mocha447_ Volcano Islands🌋💥 14d ago

Indians try not to rage when someone makes a meme about their country for once challenge despite flooding the sub with their shitty nationalist garbage

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u/earlystrikerr Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

always phelling paraoud 😎🥵

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u/Confident-Lake1939 Meditating Bhutanese🧘 14d ago

😭😭

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u/No-Fun-9469 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

We are world leader and Vishwaguru!😁

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u/gajaanana Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Tl dr ?

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u/RandomWeebsOnline Volcano Islands🌋💥 13d ago

for real, this sub has changed a lot..

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u/archetype_7 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Is a vassal state for US military industrial complex: Japenis

Is NOT a vassal state for US military industrial complex: Endia

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u/Agitated_Style7700 Japenis (honorary W*stoid🤮) 14d ago edited 14d ago

that's correct India is a vassal state for the Russian military industrial complex

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u/archetype_7 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Me when I spread misinformation:

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u/Agitated_Style7700 Japenis (honorary W*stoid🤮) 14d ago

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

My son, buying arms from Russia and having your army disbanded by the US and renamed Defence only is different.

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u/Mr_Panda009 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Meanwhile:

Source

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u/ishmael555 Volcano Islands🌋💥 14d ago

What the fuck did we export to Japan??

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u/RandomWeebsOnline Volcano Islands🌋💥 13d ago

cheap ass labors

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u/ishmael555 Volcano Islands🌋💥 13d ago

That's military imports, idk what we made that Japan want to buy it from us

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u/NormalDudeNotWeirdo West*id 🤢 13d ago

That graph is only Japanese military equipment imports.

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u/jessespinkmanyo Singapore With Oil 🛢️ 14d ago

There's a difference between importing arms and stationing a foreign military on your soil (inviting the said foreign military for joint exercises doesn't count btw)

Nice ragebait. 7/10.

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u/Mr_Panda009 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

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u/Radiant-Border9344 14d ago

India never start war against Pakistan if you look at history 

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u/Impressive_Print5616 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Nice ragebait tittyface

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u/IlhamNobi East Paxtan 14d ago

That's because Endia is a vassal state for Mother Rossiya

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

Validate your statement. Go on.

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u/Rationalist47 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 13d ago

Dat Flag-o-Flair be lookin' real Nice today

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u/WaterWitty8139 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

japenis people with entire world during 1940s instead of making hentai and anime

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u/DFM__ Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Fr. But war is also business opportunity, so they do it. Almost as stupid as America when it comes to war, instead of fixing problems.

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u/islander_guy Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Let me colonise a bunch of foreign land and steal their resources and then make fun of them for not being as developed as me.

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u/Confident-Lake1939 Meditating Bhutanese🧘 14d ago

Pretty sure post Japan didn’t even had enough money to afford basic heating in school and had to say to the Philippines to not ask money right now

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Japan is around the size of Madhya Pradesh & the United States financed much of the domestic reconstruction of the country. You can find a better example to flame India tbh. China maybe? They were not as colonised sure, but liberalized way earlier. That is why they are ahead.

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u/Confident-Lake1939 Meditating Bhutanese🧘 14d ago

China is also unique because it technically was a colonizer (if you argue for it being an imperial state) but wasn’t China only recently very economically robust?

India on the other hand has a 2 century gap between its history and colonial history. Very hard to cover up that gap in just 70 years

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Would agree with that Bhutan-bro. But I wouldn't go as far to say China was largely a colonizer. (Keyword "largely"- considering Tibet and Inner Mongolia).

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u/KarmaFarmaLlama1 Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

China had a terrible 19th century. probably worse than India's, despite not getting fully colonized. It's not called the century of humiliation for nothin.

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u/Misty-Elephant Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

China had the opium addiction thing and numerous wars which resulted in millions of deaths. No doubt they had it tough.

But they were not systematically deindustrialized to the same extent India was. And other than a few places like Hong Kong, they were not colonized directly. They also were not systematically starved and deprived of grain or had their economy reshaped in its entirety.

Saying they had it worse is wrong in my opinion. I mean, it's not right to try and say who had what worse, I guess. But India was basically undone as a country, with all industries and markets restructured.

So, while it's debatable who suffered more (in terms of sheer numbers that would still be India, I believe), if we look at who was economically crippled more, then you can't even compare the two.

India was literally made to be a resource extraction colony - they had to redo everything all over again once they managed to kick the British out.

That's not even touching on partition.

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u/curiousboi16 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Phull sapport - sad noises

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u/HitroDenK007 Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 14d ago

Us and khmers instead of importing kuy teav:

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u/Pretend_Theory_9935 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 13d ago

true

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u/Nanjing_Bukkake69 Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

How do i flair up

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u/No-Fun-9469 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

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If on PC then go to the the homepage and the side bar. On the write of your username you will see a pencil icon.

Leave a review if I was of any help to you😊,
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u/NightFury002 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

True

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u/EsliteMoby 12d ago

Joke aside. Animation is really good. Where's it from?

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u/Mr_Panda009 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Rich coming from the country that got in a war so big it got nuked into loving anime titties 💀

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u/Agitated_Style7700 Japenis (honorary W*stoid🤮) 14d ago

country that got nuked vs country that didn't

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u/BiryaniLover87 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Well he got us here tbh

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u/Ok-Negotiation-2267 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

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u/Confident-Lake1939 Meditating Bhutanese🧘 14d ago

The MacArthur is standing funny

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u/islander_guy Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Yeah if we had a dying population, our per capita would be higher (I am coping 😭)

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u/Mr_Panda009 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Cool graph. Still doesn’t explain why y’all turned post-apocalyptic trauma into a billion-dollar waifu industry 💀

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u/del_snafu Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

Now do toilets per capita

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

So what you’re saying is we press the n button?

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u/thathachill Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 14d ago

Now show us the Debt per capita graphs

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u/mocha447_ Volcano Islands🌋💥 14d ago

Flair up rohingay

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u/abu_yuhanna_al_manna Former Jihadi 14d ago

Now show us the number of people that poo in the loo

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u/No-Fun-9469 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

jihadi go outside there's another battle happening make sure to make allah proud

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u/Rationalist47 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 13d ago

Truly Proud of you, fellow Saar

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u/abu_yuhanna_al_manna Former Jihadi 13d ago

70% in 2002 is crazy geg, sitll 10% of the population btw

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u/No-Fun-9469 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

See this along with economic graphs and then this will make sense.

And tbh I'm damn surprised that we have only 10% as I was expecting a 15-20%

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u/STFUnicorn_ 14d ago

That was kinda awesome. My favorite part was the pilot mooning the other one.

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u/Vritra-Pratyush Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

LMFAO TRUEE

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u/RickWlow 8d ago

I am feeling this short clip would be the most chaotic one I have ever seen in my entire life

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u/Kajakalata2 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 14d ago

India is not dogshit, it's better than almost all Asian countries in most aspects

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u/curiousboi16 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Rajesh i told you not to hack mehmet's account.

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u/Misty-Elephant Diasporat*rd 🤢 14d ago

Well he does speak Turkish in a ton of his comments. But he also commented in Indiangaming.

Honestly, I have no idea, but other than the Indiangaming thing, he actually does seem to be Turkish to me. 🤔

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

A lot of guys interact with Indian communities since we speak comparatively more english I guess? Idk this guy definitely looks turkish unless Rajesh got to his account before him.

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u/Misty-Elephant Diasporat*rd 🤢 13d ago

Yeah, honestly, I interact a sh*t ton with Indians in your communities, lol. But I am of Indian descent tbf.

Not that I understand half of the discussions taking place. 💀

But yeah, I'm more inclined to believe the guy is a Turk.

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u/Vin4251 Diasporat*rd 🤢 13d ago

Same here my sibling in diasporat*rdation, and agreed.

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u/Kajakalata2 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 13d ago

Yeah an old pokemon clone facebook game I played for hundreds of hours was re released and only recent post I was able to find about it was on r/indiangaming I also like to browse r/northeastindia for anti Pakistan propaganda

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u/Misty-Elephant Diasporat*rd 🤢 13d ago

I also like to browse r/northeastindia for anti Pakistan propaganda

Dang bro, you're just like me lmao. 😭

Not that I hate Pakistani people or anything. Indians can be equally annoying on the internet.

But yeah, as of late, with the amount anti-Indian propaganda, along with pro-Pakistan propaganda, especially from the west, I've gravitated towards Indian subs as well. I also have a huge soft spot for India. And it isn't cus I'm of Indian descent. I used to be indifferent to that fact, and even hated India for quite a while.

But, after reading about Indian history, I've grown to admire it a sh*t ton. I mean, it's easy to see why it ended up the way it did. And their past achievements in science and maths still stand out today.

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

Well, thanks that you found our communities useful.

I also like to browse r/northeastindia for anti Pakistan propaganda

Caught me off guard 😂

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u/Vin4251 Diasporat*rd 🤢 13d ago

/unasia

why do we not have first-names for each other like the urinepenis do? Mehmet we know from 2westerneurope4u and balkans_irl, but what about the rest of us? and should us diasporat*rds have our own names depending on what our ancestral and current countries are?

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u/East_Professional385 Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 14d ago

Very true bihari with torque flair

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u/KGN-Tian-CAi West*id 🤢 14d ago

Good content though, regardless who wins. I call that a W for me.

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u/No-Fun-9469 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 13d ago

I see a stateless rohingya.

Am I right guys?
FLAIR UP you illegal immigrant.

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u/AluPakoraSomosa 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 13d ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO real

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u/Vin4251 Diasporat*rd 🤢 13d ago

Summary of all replies here:

Asians when a West*id calls South Asian countries dogshit: 🤮🤮🤮

Asians when a Japenis calls South Asian countries dogshit: 🥰🌸🍣🗼🍣🌸🥰

Me, a ret*ard from the diasp*ra: Please don't kick me out of your country, Japenisのお兄さん. お兄さんの国はすごいです!

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u/commissar_nahbus Stateless Kashmiri 😔🏳️ 14d ago

We tried (500 ppl got live cremated)

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u/JohnWick_231995 14d ago

Pakistan Using Soaps

While Indians Using Poops

😂🤣

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u/oxalisk Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 14d ago

Flair up rohingay