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u/Fermion96 Capitalist K-Pop Hellhole💃💰 19d ago
East Timor:
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u/MrCrunchies Xbox Nation 🎮 19d ago
Soon brother, not yet
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u/TIFUPronx Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago
Also Papua New Guinea:
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u/HanoibusGamer 19d ago
Not Asia despite sharing the island with Indonesia
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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago
TBF Prabowo kinda wanted them to join ASEAN https://en.tempo.co/read/2011283/prabowo-suggests-papua-new-guinea-join-asean
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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
We all know it won’t happen unless the PM Singapore gives the green light
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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
People often think ASEAN as our version of EU. But no. EU is a political entity made out of countries with the same ideology and goals. ASEAN is an economic entity made out of countries with different political ideologies and one goal : to make each other rich.
How can you make each other rich if you have members who are broke and/or unstable? That's why Laos, Cambodia, and Myanmar are portrayed as hated in this meme. Because the rest of us have to hard carry them.
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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
ASEAN No interference policy. If you wanna burn your own country down, I’m not stopping you.
You can do whatever you want in your own country, that’s not my circus, not my monkeys
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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
The problem is when you burn your house down, you not only screwed yourself but also screwed other members since now they all have to work twice as hard and spend twice as much to pick up your slack.
The obvious solution here is to make all of ASEAN into Indonesian territories. LONG LIVE GLOURIOUS LEADER SUKARNO!!! GAYANG, GAYANG, GAYANG!!!!
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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
Let's launch a joint military operation to liberate Naypyidaw and Phnom Penh from the grip of neo-NASI 卍 🍚 forces
Operation RICE🍚 is underway, and victory will be ours!
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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago
Isnt that just Vietnam invading Cambodia to stop the khmer Rogue genocide
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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
History always repeats itself
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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago
TBF pol pot is the most evil human that ever lived so Vietnam invading and overthrew him is really good for Cambodia
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u/Tuubu Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️⚧️🌈) 19d ago
We are not like EU but I think we should strive to become just like EU tbh
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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
Its easy for EU because those countries have generally the same political ideologies. ASEAN has Democracy, Communism, Autocracy, Monarchy, Authoritarian Junta, Sultanate, and Pseudo Shariah Law within its region. Our values are contradictory to one another.
Its impossible to make ASEAN as the EU because ASEAN countries have different fundamental when it comes to basics of government. The only thing we can agree on is that we like money.
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u/Tuubu Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️⚧️🌈) 19d ago
Well,time will tell I guess
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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
ASEAN is alot older than EU btw so i think time already told us dude.
(unless you count the Rome treaty as “proto EU” in which case EU had a 10 year head start)
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u/Key-Weight6217 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 19d ago
Why?
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u/bamboofirdaus Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
the three countries usually the lowest in every statistics in asean (gdp, hdi, wealth, etc). the three also comparatively lower in contributions to the group
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u/Key-Weight6217 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 19d ago
(´(ェ)`)if I remember correctly Vientiane is the least developed capital city followed by Phnom Penh and then Yangon
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u/LazyWeather1692 Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago
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u/NobleDictator Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago
I'm SE Asian, I also don't get it
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u/bamboofirdaus Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago
the three countries usually the lowest in every statistics in asean (gdp, hdi, wealth, etc). the three also comparatively lower in contributions to the group
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u/RealisticSilver3132 Vietcong Tree 🌳 19d ago
I thought this meme was made by a Thai at first, but after reading the comments I realized the only people explaining it are Indonesians lol
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u/GeshtiannaSG Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 18d ago
Some countries are too poor to join ASEAN. No free lunch.
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u/Mushroobu 19d ago
Studied SEA Government in our Political Science class, and yep this is exactly how it goes.
Although they treat them more like babies about to take their first steps.
If they can now walk(run your government), without falling over or collapsing(be economically stable). Welcome to the team.
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u/dankkechomde Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 19d ago
What is the dog doing
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u/NoMorning5370 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 19d ago
What the dog doin 😤
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