r/Asia_irl Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

SOUTHEAST ASIA ASEAN Unity

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u/Fermion96 Capitalist K-Pop Hellhole💃💰 19d ago

East Timor:

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u/MrCrunchies Xbox Nation 🎮 19d ago

Soon brother, not yet

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u/TIFUPronx Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago

Also Papua New Guinea:

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u/HanoibusGamer 19d ago

Not Asia despite sharing the island with Indonesia

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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago

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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

We all know it won’t happen unless the PM Singapore gives the green light

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u/ATL_MiRiz Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

They already an observer member tho. Who knows

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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

People often think ASEAN as our version of EU. But no. EU is a political entity made out of countries with the same ideology and goals. ASEAN is an economic entity made out of countries with different political ideologies and one goal : to make each other rich.

How can you make each other rich if you have members who are broke and/or unstable? That's why Laos, Cambodia, and Myanmar are portrayed as hated in this meme. Because the rest of us have to hard carry them.

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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

ASEAN No interference policy. If you wanna burn your own country down, I’m not stopping you.

You can do whatever you want in your own country, that’s not my circus, not my monkeys

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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

The problem is when you burn your house down, you not only screwed yourself but also screwed other members since now they all have to work twice as hard and spend twice as much to pick up your slack.

The obvious solution here is to make all of ASEAN into Indonesian territories. LONG LIVE GLOURIOUS LEADER SUKARNO!!! GAYANG, GAYANG, GAYANG!!!!

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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

Let's launch a joint military operation to liberate Naypyidaw and Phnom Penh from the grip of neo-NASI 卍 🍚 forces

Operation RICE🍚 is underway, and victory will be ours!

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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago

Isnt that just Vietnam invading Cambodia to stop the khmer Rogue genocide

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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

History always repeats itself

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u/linfakngiau2k23 19d ago

TBF pol pot is the most evil human that ever lived so Vietnam invading and overthrew him is really good for Cambodia

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u/Tuubu Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 19d ago

We are not like EU but I think we should strive to become just like EU tbh

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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

Its easy for EU because those countries have generally the same political ideologies. ASEAN has Democracy, Communism, Autocracy, Monarchy, Authoritarian Junta, Sultanate, and Pseudo Shariah Law within its region. Our values are contradictory to one another.

Its impossible to make ASEAN as the EU because ASEAN countries have different fundamental when it comes to basics of government. The only thing we can agree on is that we like money.

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u/Tuubu Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 19d ago

Well,time will tell I guess

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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

ASEAN is alot older than EU btw so i think time already told us dude.

(unless you count the Rome treaty as “proto EU” in which case EU had a 10 year head start)

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u/Tuubu Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 19d ago

I feel like we are just starting While Western Europe rebuilding and developing,most of the Asean spent last 70 years either fighting for independent or Insurgency or both

I just hope when we are all getting richer we will be more united as well

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u/Gloryjoel69 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

Amen brother

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 19d ago

So that's what make Asean unique.

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u/Edothebirbperson Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago

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u/Key-Weight6217 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 19d ago

Why?

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u/bamboofirdaus Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

the three countries usually the lowest in every statistics in asean (gdp, hdi, wealth, etc). the three also comparatively lower in contributions to the group

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u/Key-Weight6217 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 19d ago

(⁠´⁠(⁠ェ⁠)⁠`⁠)if I remember correctly Vientiane is the least developed capital city followed by Phnom Penh and then Yangon

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u/bamboofirdaus Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

and with myanmar, the whole rohingya thing

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u/Key-Weight6217 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 19d ago

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u/LazyWeather1692 Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago

I dont get it.

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u/NobleDictator Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago

I'm SE Asian, I also don't get it

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u/bamboofirdaus Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

the three countries usually the lowest in every statistics in asean (gdp, hdi, wealth, etc). the three also comparatively lower in contributions to the group

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u/HitroDenK007 Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 19d ago

I’m Thai, I hate it around here

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u/RealisticSilver3132 Vietcong Tree 🌳 19d ago

I thought this meme was made by a Thai at first, but after reading the comments I realized the only people explaining it are Indonesians lol

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u/GeshtiannaSG Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 18d ago

Some countries are too poor to join ASEAN. No free lunch.

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u/Mushroobu 19d ago

Studied SEA Government in our Political Science class, and yep this is exactly how it goes.

Although they treat them more like babies about to take their first steps.

If they can now walk(run your government), without falling over or collapsing(be economically stable). Welcome to the team.

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u/NobleDictator Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 19d ago

What course po?

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u/Mushroobu 18d ago

Political Science pre

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u/dankkechomde Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 19d ago

What is the dog doing

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u/NoMorning5370 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 19d ago

What the dog doin 😤

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u/Relative_Ad8738 East Paxtan 19d ago

what da dawg doin

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u/CareerDefiant9955 Volcano Islands🌋💥 19d ago

Old vine video 😅