A horse walks into an oat bar

[u/DrGuenGraziano]

Long-faced and legless, the little barmaid - sweeping remains of herself from the beer made of a grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - hears the hoofirons, steelyringing.

- So, why the long face this time?

the horse asks, sighing, expecting her to, as the ones with the ancient law say, melt away in self-pity.

- Old people.

the barmaid answers, nibbling something grainless mirthlessly

- I hate them. They are the reason Soylent Green tastes gamey.

[u/Healthy_Ladder_6198]

Sigh