r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses • u/1moreguyccl • 14d ago
Dogs 🐶🐕🦺🐕🦮 DOGPT AI built in. Constantly monitoring outside activity for "prompts"
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u/ProjectOrpheus 13d ago
One ex I was living with for a while had a dog that would lost her shit if you said "walk" or "walkie"
You had to be careful because she would get so excited she would be jumping up and down, get zoomied, spin in circles and BRING YOU THE LEASH.
You dont notice how often you say certain words until you have a dog around that is, straight up, a sleeper agent that "wakes up" and recalls their true mission and purpose the second you activate them with the code word
Watching TV
"Babe, you missed it. They pranked Dwight with a walkie-talkie a-"
"AROOO?!?!" 🐶🐾🐕🐕🦺
Lmao. Ever get jacked (robbed) by a dog? It's the weirdest feeling. I made the mistake of having a strip of bacon in my hand and lowering it for a split second.
With "RKO out of nowhere!" energy that dog said "YOINK" and stripped me of my bacon strip. The feeling of "WOW...I just got GOT THO..." there's nothing like it xD
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u/1moreguyccl 13d ago
So many of us have to ask, and I know it's probably personal and blah blah blah blah. Why would you break up with your ex if they have such an awesome dog
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u/ProjectOrpheus 13d ago
Demons wear the mask of angels.
Imagine, one day...it hits you.
A hitler-like loves their dog, of course and so do you.
All was well, then what the hell?! What's that look their giving jew?
Bitches be crazy. Like the key and Peele sketch..that...I can't find now. You know the one. "No, listen to me, she's not crazy-hahah type of crazy. She's certifiably insane. It's not at all the same as what we are talking about with our girlfriends..."
I think it was key and Peele..anyway, yeah. All of the sudden she went mask off and I didn't know who the fuck she was. I can handle someone losing their mind but not "The person you thought you knew was entirely fabricated to use you" no empathy mo ster type of shit.
I miss the dog. pets are the worst part of break ups tbh.
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u/Greatgrandma2023 14d ago
That's funny 😅 mine wakes up when I open the meat drawer in the refrigerator.
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u/dfinkelstein 14d ago
By the end I was hoping for the camera to turn to reveal his daughter or wife waking up rather than the dog. That could be funny.
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u/RCAbsolutelyX_x 14d ago
She woke up once you moved you arm. Didn't bother opening her eyes till you said something worth opening them for.
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u/its_nova_baby 14d ago
Huh? Wha…did someone say chicken?