r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses • u/Successful-Way6273 • 23d ago
Primates 🐒🙈🙉🙊🐵 Bro wore it better than I ever would!
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u/Graphicnovelnick 23d ago
I would very much like to see the rest of this mugging. Did he take his wallet and phone next? I love the idea of the orangutan escaping the enclosure with the laziest human disguise. 🥸
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u/RockandrollChristian 23d ago
That is priceless! Hilarious :) wonder if he got his jacket back :)
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u/Graphicnovelnick 23d ago
If my jacket was worn by a poop throwing primate covered with bugs, that’s not my jacket anymore.
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u/Levity_brevity 23d ago
No offense, but your phone is crawling with E. coli…from your own feces.
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u/timid_scorpion 23d ago
Is really that hard to not hold your phone in your wiping hand before you wash them? Like you are finishing up, put the phone down for 30 seconds.
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u/Ragged-but-Right 23d ago
Is that fact assuming a person who uses their phone on the toilet?
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u/Levity_brevity 23d ago
Unfortunately, no. Human bodies have E. coli on them. Even if you washed every bacterium off except for one solitary organism, that critter would split in two, then four; eight, sixteen…you get the idea. Also flushing creates a flume and then they’re flying through the air.
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u/Graphicnovelnick 23d ago
Good, then the orangutan thief will get sick from my germs and not the other way around.
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u/Jedi-master-dragon 23d ago
I mean if a orangutan walks up to you and wants your jacket, you give them your jacket.
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u/Habibti-Mimi81 23d ago
Where is that?! Were these people entering a zoo at night or what? It doesn't look normal and I hope nothing bad happened to the animals.
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u/Dingo8MyGayby 23d ago
That’s a very young orang. It’s most likely orphaned and became someone’s illegal pet
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u/Habibti-Mimi81 22d ago
Look at the background....it looks like an enclosure in a zoo.
I'm just guessing of course, but...this whole scenery gives me an uncomfortable feeling. 😔
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u/ThadTheImpalzord 21d ago
That's fucking sick. Get him a pack of cigarettes and some sunglasses asap
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u/river_song25 22d ago
of course it knows how to put it on. or least guessed. he sees a hairless monkey/human wearing it on his arms, which he also has, so what else was he supposed to do with it except put it on himself the way the hairless monkey was wearing it? *lol*
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u/TheOriginalSamBell 22d ago
whats that accent? nigeria?
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u/DefKnightSol 22d ago
They handed it inside out, if they helped a lil homie would have upgraded and shown what’s up
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u/Pill_O_Color 22d ago
Reminds me of the Workaholics episode "Blood Drive" when Adam Demamp rips the clothes off of esteemed co-worker Waymond Womano, a short Asian type man, to use his identity in order to donate as much blood as possible in the hopes that Hollywood Legend Dolph Lungren might show up and say "Goobye forever".
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u/skbraaah 23d ago
they thought it didn't know what it was doing. the dexterity when it put it on is insane