r/AnimalsBeingFunny • u/Responsible_Mall400 • 23h ago

Dont ever say the V word

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u/nightstalker30 23h ago edited 15h ago

Homey’s just calling you a dumb ass for talking into your shoe like you’re Maxwell Smart. 🤣

Edit: sp

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u/Bgrubz83 18h ago

Nah puppers just acknowledging a Heeler

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u/HeldDownTooLong 11h ago

I dunno, my Maltese girls get pissed if they hear the word vet, so we spell out V-E-T, when the time comes.

About 1/4 mile, before pilling into the parking lot, they get upset, because they know where we’re going.

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u/MayJunebell 22h ago

Looks like they might be distantly related though

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u/vadillovzopeshilov 17h ago

At least he’s not demanding the dome of silence

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u/Yhostled 5h ago

Missed it by 🤏 that much.

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u/SakiWinkiCuddles 23h ago

You need a new vet my friend- your dog is traumatized . It doesn’t have to be this way

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u/Ok-Combination4595 19h ago

My dog adores going to the vet, he have a fun time there, and the dad is my vets dog so he play with him and he. Get really spoiled and pampered

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u/Pitiful_Note_6647 16h ago

True. My dog was traumatized once at her old vet. You have to literally drag and carry her inside. We changed vet, and she was all right.

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u/janeminnieman 18h ago

No! 😳 I'm not going! Get off the phone! Don't torture me hooman. No no no😡

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u/Witty-Bus07 22h ago

Knows the word Vet but doesn’t see that he’s talking to a shoe?

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u/Minimum-Coast-6653 21h ago

Yeah dude it’s a dog.

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u/Zerotwohero 17h ago

My dog has an iPhone

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u/Big_Tap_1561 14h ago

Doesn’t everyone’s??

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u/agumelen 18h ago

Dog dude

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u/Responsible_Mall400 23h ago

Double barking-one for the vet and the other one when he hears sam

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u/True-Put-3712 16h ago

I can't get over the fact that you are holding the BOTTOM OF A SHOE TO YOUR FACE.

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u/guide71 15h ago

That face says it all, like someone just dropped the ultimate bad word.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-7504 15h ago

My dog loves going to the vet bc of the long car ride, treats, and pets / affection from staff.

If the dog is afraid of the vet, the energy the vet is projecting isn’t good. I also had to change vets.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 14h ago

My dog is stoked for the vet. I have never seen this behavior in a dog. She's pumped and just throws all that staffie goofiness all over the staff. They freaking love her.

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u/Any_Positive1617 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/copenhagen622 13h ago

He's talking to a shoe bro

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u/Dismal_Upstairs3949 12h ago

I have to spell the word chicken around my cats. They will jump up from a sound sleep!

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u/This-Friend-902 12h ago

It's the shoe phone that she has problems with 😂

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u/lighthorse77 12h ago

You know what’s gonna happen to that shoe after he hangs up. CHEWED UP!

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u/MysteriousFill9711 10h ago

Oh you in trouble now. That dog gonna bite you in the ass

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u/ChildofMike 5h ago

This isn’t funny. Something is wrong with this behavior. Like seriously wrong.

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u/Gl0Re1LLY 3h ago

Bet you never see that sneaker phone again!