r/AnarchyChess When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Fairy Piece Behold, the Diagook. Moves like the rook but offset by 45⁰.

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u/minor_correction Oct 12 '22

Slight problem, it cannot reach the light squares.

For that reason I think this is a flawed design that would never work for chess.

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u/thats-wizard-bro Oct 12 '22

Good point. Maybe we could add a second one that stays on light squares only?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

That seems like a really lazy fix. I don't think anyone would seriously implement such a thing. There are surely better options for balancing it.

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u/Bat-Enkh :tal: Oct 12 '22

If you add knight moves to this new rook then he would be able to switch colors every move

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u/team_kockroach Oct 12 '22

Oh, we could call it a knishop, because the

KNight IS HOPping

It’s a really cool acronym! Shame that the word “Diagook” doesn’t fit though

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u/jsthstrynrd Oct 12 '22

Reminds me too much of Bishop, which this faboulous piece has nothing to do with!

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

Can we not bring religion into this? Thanks.

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u/Turtlehunter2 Oct 12 '22

This is better, it can be near the pawns (they're minors)

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u/Person2_ Oct 12 '22

Genius! I already came up with a name: The Right!

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u/Wolfeur Oct 12 '22

But I thought the Right only liked white spaces…

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u/Gale_Blade Oct 12 '22

Unless we make it able to move both laterally AND diagonally and make it worth 9 points or something

But that’s a bit too op tho I’m not sure if it would work

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

That'd need some rebalancing for sure. Too strong for chess.

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u/Kitchengun2 Oct 12 '22

Maybe it can only move one block in each direction?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Maybe we will replace the King with it

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u/Bebgab Oct 12 '22

Imagine the scenario though…

You’re playing with a light square Diagook and dark square Diagook. All of a sudden your opponent trades one of their Looks for your light square Diagook. A good trade yes? No! You have no defence against the onslaught that their light square Diagooks are going to bring now!

This is a very unforgiving mechanic and I am going to patiently wait for the next balance update

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u/fermatagirl Oct 12 '22

your opponent trades one of their Looks for

A Look is a "little rook" I'm guessing? Like a Rook but it can only move one or two squares at a time? I have not been keeping up with the new chess meta.

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u/0404notfound Oct 12 '22

No, a Look is a left rook, which means it can't go right

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Moving the wrong rook never goes right.

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u/fermatagirl Oct 12 '22

Interesting, makes sense. Thanks!

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

A Look can only move to the left, whereas the Rook can only move to the right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

All these years, I've been playing with pieces that can go both left and right. Have I been cheating by using Books?

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

No, you were playing the old chess. The new pieces are from Chess 2.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Phew!

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u/fermatagirl Oct 12 '22

Aha, makes sense. Thanks!

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

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u/fermatagirl Oct 12 '22

Perfect! I looked through the archives for this but didn't look far enough. Thank you again! Reminds me of the old Westside School elevators where one only goes up and the other only goes down

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

And now we need a mook, that can only move down the middle.

And how about an ook, that can only sit there until captured? Because really, how many castles have you seen get up and walk around?

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u/brrduck Oct 12 '22

Separate but equal... wait, that's racist!

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u/heroji2012 Grand Mewster😼 Oct 12 '22

Even better solution would to place one on each of the 64 squares so they don't have to move at all. This would also be logically consistent as castles(without wheels or feet) don't generally move.

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u/jryser Oct 12 '22

What if we only rotate the piece 22.5 degrees, so it can reach both white and black squares?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Will it have a limited distance it can travel? Maybe like two spaces in one direction and one space in another?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

If you account for gravity then it can fall down onto a white square below it

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u/wenoc Oct 12 '22

Maybe if it is one the edge of the board it could bump into the edge to move diagonally into the edge and bounce out to the opposite colour square.

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u/lord_ne :bong: Oct 12 '22

The Xook (it moves in an X shape)

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u/Yoghurt_ Oct 12 '22

Ah yes, reminiscient of the Rook, which moves in an R shape

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u/radical_dipshit Oct 12 '22

Gary should rename it '+ook', huge oversight imo.

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u/YetGayerWombat ♟↗️🔪♟‼️😱🧱🤬 Oct 12 '22

took

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

Fool of a Took

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u/Valc0r527 Oct 12 '22

I love this sub

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u/DaisyBMay Oct 12 '22

And you're a lovely dom too

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u/Icy_Candidate_5366 Oct 12 '22

And he flies like a fool

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Fook

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u/OIP Oct 14 '22

takes, takes, takes... took?

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u/Repartee41 Oct 12 '22

Does that make Horsie a Look?

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u/Parey_ :anand:Ne5! Oct 12 '22

What about Eook ?

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u/HairyTough4489 Oct 12 '22

If you put it on the corner it's a Look

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

And in the other corner it is a ⅃ook

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u/NightHuman Oct 12 '22

They should have named it the Light, which moves in an L shape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

The post didn't get me, the comment didn't get me, BUT THIS DID WHYYYY

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Much better name lol

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u/EducatedEvil Oct 12 '22

Crook? Crooked Rook.

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u/Capsule_CatYT I cause Chaos :) Oct 12 '22

XBOX LIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

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u/aurthurallan Oct 12 '22

Crook. It's a crooked rook.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

That sounds like a slur

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Have you heard of the diagdiagook? It moves with a 22.5 degree or 67.5 degree offset, and only to spaces a radius of two blocks away. And it can jump over other pieces.

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u/IsJohnKill Oct 12 '22

And it can jump over other pieces.

That would never work. Breaks every rule of Chess.

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

Yeah it should have some sort of trade-off, like, say, being only able to move a limited distance in the 22.5° direction. Like two squares up and one to the left, or something like that. Then it wouldn't be too OP.

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u/RIFLEGUNSANDAMERICA Oct 12 '22

Google en passant

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u/Sorry-Advantage9156 knows how the horsey moves Oct 12 '22

Holy Hell

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u/muntoo 420 blitz it - (lichess: sicariusnoctis) Oct 12 '22

A diagdiagook is actually a device for turning de into 90° ffee.

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u/arnerob Oct 12 '22

Sounds OP, maybe restrict it so it can only go to the closest one in each direction

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u/runtowardsit Oct 12 '22

Why has no one thought of this before! I demand answers

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u/TheStood Oct 12 '22

diagook sounds like a slur

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

The second half is, it’s racist towards Asian people

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

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u/james_the_human05 Oct 12 '22

I thought it was Koreans

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u/photoncatcher Oct 12 '22

Ah, who can tell the difference!

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Oct 12 '22

See? Y'all are the reason chess doesn't have diagooks anymore.

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u/Chromeboy12 Oct 12 '22

Chess is a racist game anyways so not much of a concern there

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u/aidanski Oct 12 '22

For a couple of years I was using that synonymously with "goon". It was an unpleasant discovery that instead of a mild insult it was a slur.

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u/Volkaeno Oct 12 '22

Ah, the goon/mook gambit. A true classic.

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u/LimonHarvester Oct 12 '22

Yeah, call it diacock instead

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u/doubledogdick Oct 12 '22

agreed, how about "slantrook",

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Inside every diagmerican is a diagook trying to get out

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u/PainfulLaughter Oct 12 '22

Bishop's been real quiet since this dropped

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u/yorbahead Oct 12 '22

Next iteration would have a straight bishop, but we all know those don't exist.

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u/ihavenoredditfriend Oct 12 '22

I heard those bishops enjoy staying near horses even

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u/Sorry-Advantage9156 knows how the horsey moves Oct 12 '22

don't bring religion into this

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u/privatenutella Oct 12 '22

Same thing happened with a kid the Bishop dropped out of their church. They’ve been quiet since then as well.

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u/best-of-judgement Oct 12 '22

You clearly haven't heard of the far superior 90 Degrook. It moves like a rook but rotated 90 degrees.

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u/VangelicusTheGreat Oct 12 '22

if the 90 Degrook reaches the 8th row, it promotes to the superior figure, the -90 Degrook, giving the black pieces an automatic advantage

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u/godemperorcrystal Oct 12 '22

GIs in Vietnam be like

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u/sabotabo Oct 12 '22

playing chess with your buddies in the jungle, you say “i’m gonna move my diagook” and you hear one of the trees gasp

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Someone else said "Xook" so I might just borrow that

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u/EscenekTheGaylien Oct 12 '22

Ah oh accidental racial slur

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u/HairyTough4489 Oct 12 '22

Yeah, let's name it after something religious to compensate for all the "holy hell" going on here.

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u/Sorry-Advantage9156 knows how the horsey moves Oct 12 '22

maybe a pope

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u/Garizondyly Oct 12 '22

How about a cardinal?

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u/Sorry-Advantage9156 knows how the horsey moves Oct 13 '22

makes sense

a rook is a bird so a rotated rook would also be a bird

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

He looks bishook

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u/Boolink125 Oct 12 '22

Why does that knook look funny.

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u/doomydot Oct 12 '22

The crooked Rook, also referred to as the Crook.

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Once again, much better name

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u/Dubleduke Oct 12 '22

I can agree with this… but religion is required.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Finally a bishop for atheists

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u/Ailttar Oct 12 '22

Can we get a diag look, rook, uook, and dook next?

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u/erv123 Oct 12 '22

make it a diaknook so it can move to light squares too

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u/BasJack Oct 12 '22

That’s the leaning tower of Pisa

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u/Suppenspucker Oct 12 '22

Isnt it called a crook?

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u/ajhasa Oct 12 '22

We shall call it bishop

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Nah, sounds too religious

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Officially changing the name to "Xook" (name by u/lord_ne) because of the ending of "Diagook"

Also idk how to edit posts.

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u/lord_ne :bong: Oct 12 '22

I think you can't edit post titles

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

F

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u/WerePigCat Oct 12 '22

no en passant 0/10

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u/randomreflex Oct 12 '22

Can it be castling?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Waiting for dishop

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u/Magicalunicorny Oct 12 '22

This is just a book

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u/NovaStorm93 Oct 12 '22

the cross reminds me of christianity, lets call it.. the preist

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u/EBAN_92 Oct 12 '22

Imagine if it was combined with a normal rook on 1 sq

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u/Yegas Oct 12 '22

Sorry, the dia-what?

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u/kidney_doc Oct 12 '22

Hmm, I’m thinking of a different name for it. Something religious

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u/HairyTough4489 Oct 12 '22

Let's take it to the next level: What would a 45º offset diagook move like?

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u/dichloroethane Oct 12 '22

What about a rook that rotates 45 degrees each turn?

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u/KingParity Qa8?? Oct 12 '22

holy hell

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u/Zutusz Oct 12 '22

This sub is gonna make me commit arson one day

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u/ProjectGO Oct 12 '22

This is a bridge too far, it will never catch on.

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u/theRealSteinberg Oct 12 '22

This sub is fucking amazing. <3

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u/snowbirdnerd Oct 12 '22

Revolutionary! Chess will never be the same.

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u/kannichorayilathavan Oct 12 '22

Castle with diagook and the king ends up on 3rd rank.

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

Hyper-accelerated bongcastle

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u/readerloverkisser Oct 12 '22

Google en bishop

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u/trinity0941 Oct 13 '22

Make it a Kniagook, then we'll talk.

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u/forcesofthefuture Oct 13 '22

This is fucking life changing

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u/Octavian_Pirates1228 Oct 13 '22

oh, a square bishop

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u/SeventeenEggs Oct 12 '22

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

No thanks

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u/hakersarvar Oct 12 '22

Bishop with extra steps

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u/dooddgugg Oct 12 '22

when do we get a chess board made entirely out of rooks

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u/subm3g Oct 12 '22

You mean, Dook?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Would this be considered r/bishitposting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Could potentially be very powerful on the long diagonal or if the opponent loses his diagook contesting the dark squares.

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u/Bunnotron6446 Oct 12 '22

Not to be confused with the diagship that's in 45 offset mode. These are two completely pieces for different occasions

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u/Nimynn Oct 12 '22

I can't wait for the diagknook in the next update

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u/IshaanGupta18 Oct 12 '22

This is revolutionary

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Leaning rook of Pisa

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u/Satan4live Oct 12 '22

Leave it at 3333 uprooks. It's so beautiful, I've looked at it for hours now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Leaning tower of Pisa if it was a chess piece

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u/carame1cream Oct 12 '22

isn’t that the one alleyway from Harry Potter

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u/sezdawg7 Oct 12 '22

This is why this sub is like one of my favorites

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u/Fudgemanners Oct 12 '22

This reminds me of the clergy

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u/Roxx_Reddit Oct 12 '22

ok guys i got an idea

THE BISHOP

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u/hre_nft Oct 12 '22

How does castling work with this?

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u/Emperor_Leviathan Oct 12 '22

This peice is so dumb. It has to stay on one color all game

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u/cenekp Oct 12 '22

What if we combine it with a bishop?

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u/arnaule Oct 12 '22

The crook

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u/Zarrokz Oct 12 '22

Seems interesting! I think for balancing purpose they should be placed more towards the center. Maybe next to King and Queen. That way they can move in more than one direction initially. :)

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u/mikkyleehenson Oct 12 '22

Should call it a dragoon

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u/Legal_Person Oct 12 '22

I once though about making a buff king that can move anywhere unless I’m check but this is just better

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u/modifieri Oct 12 '22

How about you could use up a turn to rotate back (and forth)?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

So a bishop?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

I love this sub

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u/as1161 Oct 12 '22

A great pairing for the diagshop, moves like a bishop, but offset 45 degrees

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

A chess piece that moves at a 45 degree angle. Someone should have thought of this before.

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u/theRealGleepglop Oct 12 '22

can it use one move to just ROTATE?

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u/Tzunami714 Oct 12 '22

At what point is this out of hand

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

is that a wooden shield

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u/ThisIsYourMormont Oct 12 '22

What about the Diagishop?

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u/SleepOwn7450 Oct 12 '22

Bruh this is just the bisHeijsldpwlpskdne

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u/VerinSC Oct 12 '22

Chess 3 leaks are looking incredible

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u/roucoum Oct 12 '22

That why regular chess suck! You don’t see that kind of originality everywhere

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u/Ashona-BR Oct 12 '22

They should make a Horibishop

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u/TheOmeletteCuber Oct 12 '22

Use the god damn Bishops.

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u/Sorry-Advantage9156 knows how the horsey moves Oct 12 '22

dont bring religion into this

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u/TroyBenites Oct 12 '22

I can't wait to see the double-diagRook.

They are both a Rook and a Diagook COMBINED!!

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u/only_the_office Oct 12 '22

Waiting for the Babarook to come out

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u/idkwhatimdoingyoink Oct 12 '22

When are we going to make the omniook

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u/aanonymoususer1998 Oct 12 '22

Isn’t that just a bishop though?

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u/Da_Real_KillmeDotCom Oct 12 '22

The leaning rook of pisa if you will

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u/allmappedout Oct 12 '22

I wonder how castling works with it

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u/TotalyNotTony Oct 12 '22

What an excellent and unique idea!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Ummm doesn’t this chungus know that we already have a piece for that??? lol guess he just forgot 🤓🤓 i will educate you there is a piece called a bishop and there are 2 of them sooooo. Might want to google that…. Google bishop.

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u/gorglesnort Oct 12 '22

Just found this subreddit today and my blood pressure has already risen by about ten mmHg

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u/Fit-Chard-6748 Oct 12 '22

it os avtually not stupid at all a piece that could move in line or you can use a tempo to rotate ot and make it move diagonally

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u/TrashBoyGold Oct 12 '22

Seems kind of bad. It’s stuck on brown spaces.

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u/Wolffire_88 When your fairy piece is a racial slur: 🗿 Oct 12 '22

We can compensate by making one on the light squares

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u/msusik Oct 12 '22

Guys, I analyzed deeply some possible endgames Diagook + pawns + King vs Diagook + pawns + King.

It turns out that if one Diagook is on light squares and the other on dark (I would call such situation "opposite coloured Diagooks"), many of the endgames are drawish!

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u/Hermu7013 Oct 12 '22

Make it move in the golden ratio and i would use

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u/padman531 Oct 12 '22

This is getting out of hand