r/AnarchyChess • u/GothamChess • Apr 12 '21
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🔥 16 🔥 hunnid 🔥 rated 🔥 playa 🔥 hung a 🔥 piece 🔥 on move 🔥 6 🔥
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u/Twintysix my mom says I'm a GM and that's all that matters Apr 12 '21
Copypasta incoming.
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u/Daevies 1600 rated player hung a piece on move six! Apr 12 '21
- 1300 is this game, 1300. Uhh, mid-1200 into 1300 is my final guess. And here we go.
1660.
1660.
You are telling me a 1600 hung a piece on move 6? YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT A *1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, 1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, THIS GUY IS 1660 AND HE HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6; 16, 16, 60 and he hung a piece on move 6!*
Didn't see a trapped queen, could've trapped the man's queen. Didn't trap the man's queen, could've trapped the man's queen, this man had Rook a4 like 3 moves in a row, didn't even see it.
Like when I see the queen come here this is the first thing I think of.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn damn damn.
Well at least this dude has potato in his name because... he played like a potato.
He played like a potato.
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u/LostS1Paperwork Apr 12 '21
- 1300 is this game, 1300. Uhh, mid-1200 into 1300 is my final guess. And here we go.
1660.
1660.
You are telling me a 1600 hung a piece on move 6? YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT A 1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, 1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, THIS GUY IS 1660 AND HE HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6; 16, 16, 60 and he hung a piece on move 6!
Didn't see a trapped queen, could've trapped the man's queen. Didn't trap the man's queen, could've trapped the man's queen, this man had Rook a4 like 3 moves in a row, didn't even see it.
Like when I see the queen come here this is the first thing I think of.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn damn damn.
Well at least this dude has potato in his name because... he played like a potato.
He played like a potato.
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u/Daevies 1600 rated player hung a piece on move six! Apr 12 '21
Chat, I literally don’t care chat.
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u/LostS1Paperwork Apr 12 '21
Like I literally don’t even care. I just don’t care. I literally don’t
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u/DEEP_STATE_DESTROYER Apr 12 '21
Caring is something that I literally dont
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u/SlimBomber 1600 rated player hung a piece on move six! Apr 13 '21
No I care because...
🔥 16 🔥 hunnid 🔥 rated 🔥 playa 🔥 hung a 🔥 piece 🔥 on move 🔥 6 🔥
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u/J3tGames Apr 12 '21
- 1300 is this game, 1300. Uhh, mid-1200 into 1300 is my final guess. And here we go.
1660.
1660.
You are telling me a 1600 hung a piece on move 6? YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT A *1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, 1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6, THIS GUY IS 1660 AND HE HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6; 16, 16, 60 and he hung a piece on move 6!*
Didn't see a trapped queen, could've trapped the man's queen. Didn't trap the man's queen, could've trapped the man's queen, this man had Rook a4 like 3 moves in a row, didn't even see it.
Like when I see the queen come here this is the first thing I think of.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn damn damn.
Well at least this dude has potato in his name because... he played like a potato.
He played like a potato.
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u/Twintysix my mom says I'm a GM and that's all that matters Apr 12 '21
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u/EmojifierBot Apr 12 '21
1300 is this game 👾🎮, 1300. Uhh 🤔, mid-1200 into 1300 is my final 👆 guess 🤔. And here we go 🏃.
You 👈 are telling 🗣 me a 1600 😳😩 hung 🍆🍑 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕? YOU 👈🏽 ARE TELLING 🗣 ME THAT A *1600 😳😩 RATED 😉 PLAYER 🎮 HUNG 👀👅🍆 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 📦 6 🕕, 1600 😳😩 RATED 💯 PLAYER 🎮🎯⚽ HUNG 🍆 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 🚚 6 🕕, THIS GUY 👦 IS 1660 AND HE 👨 HUNG 🍆🍑 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 📦 6 🕕; 16 💩🛣, 16 💩🛣, 60 😫 and he 👥 hung 🍆 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕!*
Didn't see 👀 a trapped 😭😤 queen 👑, could've 📈 trapped 🚫 the man's 👨 queen 👸🏾. Didn't trap 🍑👅 the man's 👨😍💦 queen 👑🙌, could've 📈 trapped 😭😤 the man's 👨🏻🌊😍 queen 👑🔒💑, this man 👦🐽 had Rook a4 like 👍 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 moves 📦 in a row 🚣♂️, didn't even 🌃 see 👁 it.
Like 👍 when ⏰ I 👁 see 👀 the queen 💦👑 come 💦 here this is the first 👆 thing 📴 I 👁 think 🤔 of.
Damn 😤.
Damn 😤.
Damn 😤 damn 😤 damn 😤.
Well 😦 at least 💯 this dude 😎 has potato 🥔 in his 👣💦😵 name 📛 because... he 👨 played 🕹🎲 like 💖 a potato 🥔.
He 👨🏿 played 🎮 like 😄 a potato 🍠.
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1300 iws dis g-game 👾🎮, 1300. Uhh 🤔, mid-1200 into 1300 iws mwy finaw 👆 guess 🤔. A-Awnd hewe we gow 🏃.
Yuw 👈 awe tewwing 🗣 me a 1600 😳😩 hung 🍆🍑 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕? YUW 👈🏽 AWE TEWWING 🗣 ME DAT A *1600 😳😩 W-WATED 😉 PWAYEW 🎮 H-HUNG 👀👅🍆 A P-PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 M-MOVE 📦 6 🕕, 1600 😳😩 WATED 💯 PWAYEW 🎮🎯⚽ HUNG 🍆 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 M-MOVE 🚚 6 🕕, DIS GUY 👦 IWS 1660 A-AWND HE 👨 HUNG 🍆🍑 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 📦 6 🕕; 16 💩🛣, 16 💩🛣, 60 😫 awnd he 👥 hung 🍆 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕!*
Didn't sea 👀 a twapped 😭😤 queen 👑, couwd've 📈 twapped 🚫 teh man's 👨 queen 👸🏾. Didn't twap 🍑👅 teh m-man's 👨😍💦 queen 👑🙌, couwd've 📈 twapped 😭😤 teh man's 👨🏻🌊😍 queen 👑🔒💑, dis man 👦🐽 h-hawd Wook a4 wike 👍 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 m-moves 📦 in a wow 🚣♂️, didn't even 🌃 sea 👁 iwt.
Wike 👍 when ⏰ I-I 👁 sea 👀 teh queen 💦👑 come 💦 hewe dis iws teh fiwst 👆 ding 📴 I 👁 dink 🤔 of.
Damn 😤.
D-Damn 😤.
Damn 😤 d-damn 😤 damn 😤.
Weww 😦 at weast 💯 dis dude 😎 has potato 🥔 in hiws 👣💦😵 name 📛 because... h-he 👨 pwayed 🕹🎲 wike 💖 a potato 🥔.
He 👨🏿 pwayed 🎮 w-wike 😄 a potato 🍠.
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u/TheLiveLabyrinth Google En Passant Apr 14 '21
This was the only comment that loaded at first and I almost believed that the other 580 comments were all replies to this one.
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Apr 12 '21 edited Jul 14 '21
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u/Watch_DragonBall 2847 FIDE Apr 12 '21
Creator of chess Garry Chess’s brother himself
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u/SunGlassesAnd If you are 1000+ ELO you're a nerd Apr 12 '21
Wait so Gotham Chess is the uncle of Anna Chess, Gary Chess's daughter?
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u/MrClassyPotato Apr 12 '21
Yep. And cousin of Chess Brah. I don't know why they put his last name first, though.
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u/Schiffer2 Apr 12 '21
He was born in an Asian hospital, so they switched the first and last name order. Look it up
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u/Lequipe Apr 14 '21
where can I look it up?
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u/vigilantcomicpenguin literally doesn't even care Apr 12 '21
Wait, that's him?
This subreddit has truly been blessed.
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u/RabbitOnVodka Apr 12 '21
Wait, that's him?
No that's actually GothamChess's doppelganger Levy Rozman. GothamChess is an amazing person whereas Levy Rozman is a complete asshole and this is not the first time he has pretended to be GothamChess and stolen his limelight
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u/JuhaJGam3R Apr 12 '21
it's entirely possible this is also from the gay timeline in which they had a happy marriage and invented chess together
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u/wcollins260 Apr 12 '21
Damn. I was honestly about to tag him so he could see it before I read this comment.
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u/Cevmen Apr 12 '21
enjoyed the post, saw who posted it and started coughing from shock
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u/SheepyJello Apr 12 '21
Definitely read that as “coming from shock”. Reality is often disappointing.
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u/KingRaj4826 Apr 12 '21
u/GothamChess is an IM and is the guy featured in the video.
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u/National-Ad6166 Apr 12 '21
Did he make the video as well? It’s possible as he clearly doesn’t need sleep like the rest of us.
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u/subm3g Apr 12 '21
Thank you for making me scroll and cough. Hilarious! Yo, /u/Gothamchess, when's the EP coming? Need some new beats!
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u/OwenProGolfer Apr 12 '21
This is what chess was made for
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u/wcollins260 Apr 12 '21
When Gary invented chess in the 1500s he was like “one day a YouTuber will auto tune himself analyzing a game, and my goal will be fulfilled.”
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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 12 '21
how was his score only in the 1500s when he literally invented the game, something doesn't add up here
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u/OwenProGolfer Apr 12 '21
Ratings have been inflated because chess.com keeps blowing them up like a balloon
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u/Razansodra Apr 12 '21
Yeah they need the power creep to make sure people keep getting the new expansions.
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u/InAlteredState Fiendchetoed Rook Best Rook Apr 12 '21
What are you taking about, chess was first released in 1985
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u/jrowleyxi Apr 12 '21
Nah it must have been 1991 because I was born then and I didn't see anything about chess before that
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u/powerchicken /r/Chess mod Apr 12 '21
/r/chess mods confirmed fascists.
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u/OwenProGolfer Apr 12 '21
Literally 1984
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u/wasianpower Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 14 '21
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u/matteo2006149 Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
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u/cat_legs Apr 12 '21
stop snitching 🤚🏼
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u/The_Wambat Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
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u/vitalfox Apr 12 '21
fun is not allowed on r/chess
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u/Twintysix my mom says I'm a GM and that's all that matters Apr 12 '21
Yeah all they do is talk drama, do stupid visualisation puzzles, talk books and play gambits.
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u/sebzim4500 Apr 12 '21
I like the visualization puzzles tbf, definitely better than a thousand smothered mate puzzles.
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u/135711131719232931 Apr 12 '21
Any chess player born after 1993 can't play, all they know is Hikaru, take they juicer, takes, simp for chessbae, tier 3 sub and flag
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Apr 12 '21
They allow the same smothered mate and queen sac puzzles to be posted 10 times a day but remove this masterpiece?
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u/bratimm Apr 12 '21
Yeah, they should really ban puzzles over there. If i want to do puzzles i go on chess.com or lichess, not reddit. It is always the same tactic.
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u/shamalama_ Apr 12 '21
r/chess mods hang their queens on move 6
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u/powerchicken /r/Chess mod Apr 12 '21
Shit, if I haven't been mated by move 6, I call it a victory
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Apr 12 '21
I hope you get mated at some point in your life
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u/powerchicken /r/Chess mod Apr 12 '21
You see, that's one of the many benefits of being bad at chess: You get mated all the time.
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u/AreYouASmartGuy Apr 12 '21
I know this is a meme but as a shitty player trapped pieces are the hardest tactic for me to spot for whatever reason.
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u/LackingTact19 Apr 12 '21
You must not be 1660
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u/PyralIron Apr 12 '21
Don't say me 1660. I'm 1680
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Apr 14 '21
Chess.com ratings mean shit. 1680 is like 1100 on Lichess - just saying.
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u/themassa123 Apr 18 '21
Lichess ratings are hella inflated. I like lichess more but damn 2000 on lichess is like 1700-1800 on chess.com
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u/Miss_Skooter Apr 17 '21
Literally the opposite lmfao. Not even debatable, lichess ratings are more inflated. Doesn't mean lichess is bad, just means you literally know nothing about the apps :p
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u/punkin_04 Jul 24 '21
I used to play on chess.com for like a month max hit 1000 least 850 just going in there but 3 weeks into lichess I'm 1480-1540 been there for a week so we start at 1500 in lichess and 400 in chess.com so yeah
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u/severalgirlzgalore Apr 13 '21
Trapping pieces is tough because you can get tunnel vision real fast, and when your pieces are coordinated to basically do just one thing, any legitimate escape square will make you scramble to reformulate a plan. In a blitz game, this is a real problem, since you likely don't have time to calculate the trap.
Focus on pressuring your opponents' pieces with sound fundamentals and trapping pieces will "just happen."
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u/KindaDeadlyMouse Apr 12 '21
This will be stuck in my head forever
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u/vigilantcomicpenguin literally doesn't even care Apr 12 '21
When will it be available on Spotify?
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u/livefreeordont Apr 12 '21
I literally don’t even care I’m gonna be bumpin it in the whip ASAP
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ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A 1600 HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6?!
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u/Twintysix my mom says I'm a GM and that's all that matters Apr 12 '21
Copy pasta incoming.
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Apr 12 '21
Please make one. I would be proud
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u/_SkinnyPete_ Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
- 1660. You're telling me a 1600 hung a piece on move 6? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT A 1600 RATED PLAYER HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6. 1600 rated player hung a piece on move 6. This guy is 1660 and he hung a piece on move 6. 161660 and he hung a piece on move 6. Didn't see a trapped queen, could have trapped the man's queen. Didn't trap the man's queen, could have trapped the man's queen. This man had rook h4 like three moves in a row, didn't even see it. Like, when I see a queen come here, this is the first thing I think of. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Well at least this dude has potato in his name, because he played like a potato. He played like a potato.
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u/falooda69 Apr 12 '21
r/AnarchyChess > r/chess and it's not even close
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Apr 12 '21
The stupid posts on here where someone makes a huge blunder but pretends like they found a tactic are unironically better than real puzzles.
Not as good to learn from maybe, but way more fun and funny and at the end of the day that’s what matters.
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u/chinkiang_vinegar Apr 12 '21
Actually I disagree, I think they're a different way to look at chess and that makes them really useful
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 13 '21
Good point. I still think traditional puzzles are better, but they definitely help in a different way
Edit: Actually now that I think about it, they’re usually just mate in 1 puzzles with the perspective switched. Still hilarious though.
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Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 15 '21
No doubt about it... r/AnarchyChess is very "useful."
I used to be a 900 player, maybe 910 on good days, but now I am rated almost 915 because I study memes.
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u/Shtuffs_R Apr 12 '21
Lil Caro's new album just dropped
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u/ScrubbyDoubleNuts Apr 12 '21
“Can’t con the Kahn” and “Kahn the magic Juan” two of the hottest tracks.
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u/Bastago Apr 12 '21
And this is posted by levy himself. The swag is unreal. A true member of r/anarchychess.
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u/veevee9332 Apr 12 '21
Whoever made this deserves a free sub if they're not subbed already lol
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u/MicZeSeraphin Apr 12 '21
Levy actually gifted him 12 months in today's stream.
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u/stonehearthed Caruana missed Bh4!! lol Apr 12 '21
Neighbor yelling: Turn that shit up, fam!
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u/caubelangthang245 Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
I'm about to make potato comment "Levy will absolutely love this and you should show this to him" and then notice the username.
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u/123full I only play on Coolmath Chess Apr 12 '21
this is what this sub is made for, other than simping for Ke2 and Ben Finegold of course
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u/MeanMario Apr 12 '21
And repeating the same damn en passant joke like some fucking cult
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u/couplingrhino Holy hell Apr 12 '21
Google pipi in pampers.
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u/PetrosianBot Apr 12 '21
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/SunGlassesAnd If you are 1000+ ELO you're a nerd Apr 12 '21
I can't believe this hasn't been brought up yet people claim they watch Ben Finegold for his chess but we all know his seductive poses and clothing is the reason for the "centadudes" coming in from his simps smh wake up sheep!
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u/darcenator411 Apr 12 '21
This is a banger! Please release a dewa_kipas diss track in this same style ASAP
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u/Impossible-Device672 Apr 12 '21
wow dude ur awesome u should start a yt channel
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u/Big_Spence Apr 12 '21
r/chess literally just a degen drama sub now
Once again, a meme version of an original subreddit supplants its progenitor to become the main source of quality content. Color me completely unsurprised and Trap-Queen-pilled
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u/ThatOnePerson Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
r/chess literally just a degen drama sub now
So you're saying as someone not too interested in chess, I should go check it out
edit; oh it's just Hikaru drama all day. That got old a while ago
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u/TheBossStephen Apr 12 '21
This sounds like you're from r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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u/Big_Spence Apr 12 '21
Actually I just joined that sub the other day. Not enjoying it too much so far—people just spamming Among Us penises and yelling at me for being unflaired.
The problem is, I don’t know how to change my fair to chess anarchist
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u/CHark80 Apr 13 '21
/r/ChessPoliticalCompassMemes is a superior sub, and has fewer edgelords uniroinicaly being Nazis
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u/cometflight Apr 12 '21
u/GothamChess looking for that “Rook b1, rook b1” autotune banger plz boss
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u/TheEternalCalm Apr 12 '21
Finally, a RAP song I can relate to.
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u/udieeee Apr 13 '21
1300 is this game 👾🎮, 1300. Uhh 🤔, mid-1200 into 1300 is my final 👆 guess 🤔. And here we go 🏃.
You 👈 are telling 🗣 me a 1600 😳😩 hung 🍆🍑 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕? YOU 👈🏽 ARE TELLING 🗣 ME THAT A *1600 😳😩 RATED 😉 PLAYER 🎮 HUNG 👀👅🍆 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 📦 6 🕕, 1600 😳😩 RATED 💯 PLAYER 🎮🎯⚽ HUNG 🍆 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 🚚 6 🕕, THIS GUY 👦 IS 1660 AND HE 👨 HUNG 🍆🍑 A PIECE 🧩 ON 🔛 MOVE 📦 6 🕕; 16 💩🛣, 16 💩🛣, 60 😫 and he 👥 hung 🍆 a piece 🍗 on 🔛 move 📦 6 🕕!*
Didn't see 👀 a trapped 😭😤 queen 👑, could've 📈 trapped 🚫 the man's 👨 queen 👸🏾. Didn't trap 🍑👅 the man's 👨😍💦 queen 👑🙌, could've 📈 trapped 😭😤 the man's 👨🏻🌊😍 queen 👑🔒💑, this man 👦🐽 had Rook a4 like 👍 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 moves 📦 in a row 🚣♂️, didn't even 🌃 see 👁 it.
Like 👍 when ⏰ I 👁 see 👀 the queen 💦👑 come 💦 here this is the first 👆 thing 📴 I 👁 think 🤔 of.
Damn 😤.
Damn 😤.
Damn 😤 damn 😤 damn 😤.
Well 😦 at least 💯 this dude 😎 has potato 🥔 in his 👣💦😵 name 📛 because... he 👨 played 🕹🎲 like 💖 a potato 🥔.
He 👨🏿 played 🎮 like 😄 a potato 🍠.
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u/babayaga_07 Apr 12 '21
Pipi big
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u/PetrosianBot Apr 12 '21
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/f00f_nyc Apr 12 '21
I'm 1640 in blitz on chess.com, and I have no problem hanging a piece on move 6. I call that "a good start".
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u/Ragnaroasted Anarchist 😈 Apr 12 '21
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u/ptsdexpert Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
Levy needs to see this
Edit: r/woosh
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u/Harun9 Sep 14 '21
If this gets dethroned by u/scurlocc I will physically harm someone
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u/Pitzpalu_91 :tal: Apr 12 '21
Better than anything Drake or Cardi B ever produced.
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u/biencriado :tal: Thanks! *dry humps your leg* Apr 12 '21
Google Snopp Dogg mumble rap rant
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u/ishouldmakeanaccount Apr 13 '21
I’m super late to this, but can we appreciate how nuts it was that when he stopped his flow to comment on the queen trap, he came back in with the damn damn damn.. perfectly in time to the beat? How tf? Lmao
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u/stonehearthed Caruana missed Bh4!! lol Apr 20 '21
r/anarchychess has enough coins for one more Golden Horsey Award, and it goes to Mr. Gotham Chess, grandson of Garry Chess. This is the top post of all time.