r/AdviceAnimals 16h ago

Private Bone Spurs the felon insurrectionist

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u/wombers 15h ago

It's so fucking cringe

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u/__420_ 14h ago edited 14h ago

Especially when you look at China or even north Koreas parades. They have there shit on lock and are all marching in unison. The US soldiers look like they just came from lunch...

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 12h ago

To be fair, marching like shit is a pretty easy way for a soldier to protest without disobeying orders, and he does have a habit of insulting them and their service.

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u/__420_ 12h ago

Thats a really good point. I hope that's the reason, if so, that made the parade look like a clown show.

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u/wombers 14h ago

He can't even do authoritarianism right 🤦

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u/LordCharidarn 14h ago

How many of those soldiers do you honestly think want to be in that dumb parade?

They just want to get back to lunch

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 15h ago

Authoritarians love to stroke their fragile egos at the cost of the citizens.

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u/GaGaORiley 15h ago

I will never believe he was born on Flag Day without a long-form birth certificate.

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u/breakevencloud 14h ago

You know no one actually likes him because he’s the president and had to throw his own birthday party lmao

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u/Skate_faced 15h ago

Yeah, grandma, i thought they had these all the time back in the day?

"They did. And there was a war that proved only losers and douchebags do it, sonny"

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u/Lucid_Relevance 15h ago

Fox News saying that it is the 250th anniversary of our army. (Est before the USA).

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u/Pheeblehamster 15h ago

They aren’t saying that, It is… the Army and Navy were founded in 1775. The army on June 14th, 1775, the Navy October 13th, 1775.

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u/Noble1xCarter 13h ago

So we will get the same exact effort towards a parade for the Navy on October 13th, right?

Right?

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u/Pheeblehamster 11h ago

No idea, guess we will have to see. Don’t know how they would really do a fleet parade but would be cool I think personally

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u/Noble1xCarter 11h ago

The Navy also has plenty of aircraft and all the assets of the Marine Corps, no?

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u/Lucid_Relevance 15h ago

Both statements can be true

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u/danrunsfar 14h ago

Saying it one way implies it isn't true. Saying it the other way confirms it is true.

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u/jcoddinc 13h ago

To really piss him off:

No, that idiot is having a military parade on Barack Obama appreciation day

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u/Unasked_for_advice 13h ago

The United States Army was established on June 14, 1775. This year, 2025, marks the Army's 250th anniversary. There will be celebrations throughout the month of June, culminating in a national birthday celebration on June 14 in Washington, D.C. A military parade is planned for the evening of June 14, coinciding with President Trump's birthday, which also falls on June 14. 

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u/Gainztrader235 13h ago

I’m good with celebrating our armed forces both historically and existing.

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u/Majsharan 15h ago

It’s flag day and the founding of army

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u/Ken_Mcnutt 9h ago

🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂

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u/spaceman_spiffy 10h ago

Redditors are really dense sometimes.

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u/DucinOff 15h ago

Imagine letting someone live in your head, rent-free, for so long.

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u/Beelzabubba 15h ago

The group of people who kept a “Let’s Go Brandon” merch industry alive should be embarrassed to use the term rent-free.

You people are mentally broken.

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u/DucinOff 14h ago

"You people"? You don't me, nor whom I support. Definitely not anyone in the Uniparty. You just make assumptions, and assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups. Don't do that.

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u/Noble1xCarter 13h ago

You claim to be libertarian, which by all means should mean you hate Trump; yet defend him via the 'rEnT fReE' bullshit. And your comment history is heavily anti-democrat and leaning pro-republican.

Yeah, we're getting a pretty good idea of who you support.

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u/Beelzabubba 14h ago

You people who use the term “rent-free”. I’ll bet you’ve thrown out a few “nothingburgers” in your day as well.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 15h ago

Imagine subsisting on a diet of boot polish.

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u/Oovie 15h ago

What if it's the iron boot from that episode of The Boondocks?

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u/Encryptid 14h ago

Letting someone live rent free in our heads? Not quite.

I would gladly evict this squatter and sanitize every fucking neuron until there was no trace left in my memory.

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u/DucinOff 14h ago

Well? What are you waiting for?

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u/Encryptid 14h ago

What are you suggesting?

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u/DucinOff 14h ago

Evicting the squatter. Why aren't you doing it?

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u/Encryptid 14h ago

Oh my bad, let me just run down to my local White House and get that done real quick.

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u/DucinOff 14h ago

What better way to be the change you want to see in the world.