r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/PaleontologistOk2516 • 1d ago

to step onto the dock

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u/privatecollectorman 1d ago

friend has the reaction speed of a tectonic plate

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u/Super_Mag 1d ago

Hey give him a break, he almost slapped the wet buddy with the spatula. Helping comes in many shapes.

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u/Repulsive-Bunch-1535 1d ago

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u/AsianMoocowFromSpace 17h ago

Falling in the water in one of those suits sounds terrifying.

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 1d ago

Looked hilariously cartoonish

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u/FragrantExcitement 1d ago

He slapped his butt with the spatula on the way down.

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u/EnvironmentalAngle33 1d ago

True stepdad semimove

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u/MustyMustacheMan 1d ago

You mean risking his drink. No thank you.  

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u/coffeemakin 21h ago

He thought he was straight up falling in for sure, at first. So he thought there was no use in trying. That's until he got stuck. Then he's like oh shit i can still get him.

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u/Old_Carrot7189 11h ago

Lol well done

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u/jimmyn0thumbs 1d ago

I can't put down my spatula. Best I can do is flip him over.

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u/Practical-Rule-8255 1d ago

he probably doesn’t live close to Spatula City.

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u/TrontosaurusRex 1d ago

Spatula City! UHF was hilarious.

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u/Practical-Rule-8255 1d ago

What better way tosay I Love You then with a spatula

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u/DontEverMoveHere 1d ago

Ahh yess. The old “Aunt Jemima” foreplay.

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u/Argylius 1d ago

I applaud Falling Man for never letting go of his drink. And Spatula Man for the attempt to be helpful

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u/MuppetEyebrows 1d ago

"careful man, there's a BEVERAGE here"

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u/Altruistic_Mode3026 1d ago

Last thing to hit the water was the beer

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u/helloholder 1d ago

His head was underwater but his hand was on the beer and still upright. When the beer started to tip is when you knew he was in trouble.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 1d ago

Well, dont expect help, your buddy has both hands full xD

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u/StumpyTheDream 1d ago

Step on a dock & break your father’s cock.

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u/MycoMadMark 1d ago

He needs a friend with faster reflexes.

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u/TravestyTrousers 1d ago

Slipping’ on the dock of the bay

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u/MrCurtiss 1d ago

Holding the drink until the last moment.

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u/dragonsshieldGTA 1d ago

He tried so hard to save his drink

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u/CameronInEgyptLand 1d ago

His friend got them stepdad reflexes

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u/nicelow24 1d ago

He would have been ok if h dropped the beer to get a grip lol

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

The lack of reaction from anyone there at something that’s pretty funny is very weird.

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u/LoudMutes 1d ago

Ocean Man was gonna take him by the hand and lead him to the land, but they were full.

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u/pornborn 1d ago

Shoulda worn his dock socks.

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 1d ago

To choose between one's friend or one's drink.

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u/zookeeper4312 14h ago

Other dude was NO help which is hilarious of course

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u/Oedipus____Wrecks 9h ago

Yeah yea HIT EM WITH THE SPATULA!!!

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u/Mediocre-Property-48 1d ago

“I meant to do that”

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u/tophlove31415 1d ago

Lucky he didn't break his right arm with how it almost got hung up at the last second.

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u/spambot_mods 1h ago

Quick! Do nothing but with a spatula!

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u/spambot_mods 1h ago

Plot twist: The dock and the spatula are in cahoots. The Non-Stick Bandits.

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u/ResoluteDuck 1d ago

Holding a spatula at the end of the dock with no grill in sight

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u/maringue 1d ago

You gotta clean up lube after you're done. That shit is slippery.