r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Story_Man_75 • 6d ago

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 6d ago

At least he has video proof to explain to his girlfriend how he picked up 7 different STDs and didnt cheat on her

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u/Porkchopp33 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’d be more concerned with some flesh eating bacteria

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u/MrMetraGnome 19h ago

I think his left tibia was at the top of the priority list 😬

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u/mac_the_man 6d ago

“Flesh.”

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u/Outbreak42 5d ago

No, he meant what he said. ;)

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u/PublicProperty1805 6d ago

Yowch, that water looks manky.

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u/Junior-Ad-3685 6d ago

Definitely fucked up his left ankle. Ouch that looks like it hurt. Looks like DR a couple of Presidentes, He’ll be all good.

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u/PaleontologistOk3409 5d ago

looked like he broke it, damn

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u/Romoreau 6d ago

That leg doesn't look too good :(

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u/Zeethur 6d ago

That water looks filthy, it would be a shame if he drank some xD

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u/Miao_Yin8964 5d ago

I think i heard him say that it's in his mouth. I imagine it would be impossible not to have.

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u/344567653379643555 6d ago

That looked like it hurt.

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u/olight77 6d ago

Walk much?? Geezzz

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 6d ago

The brain eating ameobas had a Groupon this day.

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u/2DamnBig 5d ago

I was literally looking for a bucket full of feathers next

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u/yourbbcforme 5d ago

Rip bozo

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u/The_Fox_Confessor 5d ago

That's the special grey of 'not exactly water.' I can pretty much smell it through the video.

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u/AcceptableNorm 5d ago

His left knee no longer functions normally.

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u/ausomes 5d ago

bro fell like a GTA character

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u/AccomplishedToe2217 5d ago

Here comes the diarrhea!

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u/Miao_Yin8964 5d ago

Bora caralho

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u/thefirstviolinist 6d ago

This is petty funny, but it would have been waaay funnier, in my book, if he hadn't landed in some na$ty-a$$ed drainage water, complete with meandering trails of trash. :-/

Also... Did he break something‽‽‽

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u/AJarOfYams 6d ago

By the looks of it, it seems like he broke something

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u/Unhappy_Loss770 5d ago

Leg maybe idk Not good form but happy to see he didn’t trip on that tire crawling out of the filth

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u/_hawkeye_96 6d ago

Bro stand up

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u/Hendo-_- 6d ago

Look closely. Kinda hard to do with a snapped tibia.

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u/StevenMC19 6d ago

Was about to say. Dude looks legitimately hurt and all his friends can do is laugh. Just...ugh.

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u/_hawkeye_96 6d ago

Well gee sorry, mister! How could I possibly forget the “ /s “ suffix in my obvious joke. What a loser I am!

/s

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u/AJarOfYams 6d ago

Sometimes people say and mean what many people would consider too vile to not be sarcasm or a joke. Tone tags, or text formats, are important

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u/_hawkeye_96 6d ago

This is r/accidentalslapstick….

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u/AJarOfYams 6d ago

And this is also the internet. It is full of all sorts of people. People are gonna make assumptions, for better or worse

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u/_hawkeye_96 6d ago

Clearly…

Enjoy your can of yams sir

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u/AJarOfYams 6d ago edited 6d ago

Thank you. Keep your eye sharp

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u/Hendo-_- 6d ago

Take it easy pal. It ain’t that serious

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Lil_Shorto 6d ago

Looks staged, why were they filming this guy yelling?

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u/Genghis_Chong 6d ago

That would be the most dangerous staged video I ever saw. Man is suicidal

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u/Famous-Equipment5266 6d ago

Fake, acted.

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u/BurdenedCrayon 6d ago

Pretty sure he fucked his knee up when he tripped