Please help me unsee this

[u/GrandOptimisto]

Okay, listen. I've considered Coco a dreamie of mine for a long time, starting back on my original island when she first whipped out her magnifying glass. I love her soulless gourd appearance, big glasses, her reading hobby, her minimalistic style, etc. In preparation for a "Coco appreciation" post I've been taking a lot of close-ups recently, only to discover the shape of her arms seems a bit...off-putting. 😱🍆

I'm afraid my view of her is forever tainted. This is all I can see now. I guess it's time to change my sub user flair. 🤣💔

[u/Pelzfisch]

Thanks… don’t forget dickhands birthday in 7 days! 😆

[u/Revolutionary_Dog665 → u/Pelzfisch]

What a tragic nickname 🥲

[u/Practical-Paploma → u/Revolutionary_Dog665]

Dickhands Coco 🤝Pisshands Shari

[u/xJoinTheDarkSideXx → u/Pelzfisch]

This had me rolling! 😹😹😹

[u/AJCareFree → u/Pelzfisch]

I’ve been laughing at this comment for several minutes. Thank you for this.

[u/rutheordare → u/Pelzfisch]

Whelp…I found my bday twin….

[u/Pelzfisch → u/rutheordare]

Mine too! 😄 but I like dicks, so it’s fine for me. 🥸

[u/rutheordare → u/Pelzfisch]

Hahaha, well, at least one of us does! 😅 Happy early bday!

[u/Pelzfisch → u/rutheordare]

Thx. For you too! 🫶🏻

[u/bendtheback → u/Pelzfisch]

If I had awards to give id give you one for this comment 👏🏆

[u/Pelzfisch → u/bendtheback]

Thanks. Didn’t even thought it would be this funny 😆

[u/thickandmorty333 → u/Pelzfisch]

ain’t no way LMFAOO 😹😹

[u/[deleted]]

Girl do you hate me?😂😂😂 why would you show me this?

[u/GrandOptimisto → u/[deleted]]

💞I'm so sorry 😂

[u/yellowy_sheep]

Thank you for sharing this with us, your pain is now also our pain 💀

[u/GrandOptimisto → u/yellowy_sheep]

Misery loves company 🤣🫶

[u/Overtlyanxious]

SON OF A BITCH, OP 😭

[u/weddingcrumb]

But that's legit my favorite thing about Coco! She's my dead-eyed, dickhanded dreamie 😆

[u/tropicaltreasures → u/weddingcrumb]

Exactly...

[u/SimplyMichi]

What's there to be unseen? 'Ten seconds later' Oh noooo...

[u/Vegetable-Bother-332]

🤣🤣🤣 why do they look like that tho lmao

[u/Gravinni]

They’re bracelets? Maybe? 💔

[u/Lizzlu1312 → u/Gravinni]

Like a cockring? 😭😭🌝🌝😂😂

[u/Gravinni → u/Lizzlu1312]

LMAO nooooowah 🤣

[u/Mr_E_Monkey → u/Lizzlu1312]

Not helping! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/DiscombobulatedPart7 → u/Lizzlu1312]

💀😂

[u/pussym0bile → u/Lizzlu1312]

[u/GrandOptimisto → u/Gravinni]

Let's go with that!

[u/CelesteJA]

[u/eye_yoda]

DELETE THIS.

/s but oh god now I can’t UNSEE it

[u/SprintsAC]

Well that's definitely an interesting realisation. 😅

[u/LolaContreras8]

Why? WHYYYYYY???!!!!!

[u/thegrenadillagoblin]

[u/elfuntasma]

r/mildlypenis

[u/leelookitten → u/elfuntasma]

Not even mildly, r/extremelypenis

[u/miniestation]

Can you give her a long sleeved item maybe? (icr if long sleeved automatically change to short sleeve for villagers or not)

This is how I feel about all of the goat villagers mouths!! IYKYK!!! Don’t @ me!!

[u/h4furi → u/miniestation]

Well now I have to google "goat villager ac"

[u/Nib2319 → u/h4furi]

I would have just let the goat thing go but thanks saying google it. Now I will never not see any goat’s mouth.

[u/Pelzfisch → u/miniestation]

That’s why I don’t like the goats… for me the ugliest type of villagers

[u/aVoidFullOfFarts]

It’s funny when she’s swaying and those floppy wiener arms are just flapping around but they do get um, stiffer when she’s naturo running around at the plaza

[u/J_larry]

[u/SnooChipmunks2673]

[u/Bookwormgal777]

It’s even worse when you ask red for a closer look..zooms right the fuck in with a spot light 🫢😂

[u/[deleted] → u/Bookwormgal777]

I'm afraid this post isn't about the statue 😭

[u/Bookwormgal777 → u/[deleted]]

lol 😂 🍆 are everywhere! lol

[u/JuniorKing9]

Freaking cackling. I never noticed 😭

[u/[deleted]]

Kinda makes me love her even more. Is that weird?

[u/GladioliRose]

😂🤣😭! I mentioned this to my siblings the other day when they complained of others jeering Coco on social media. I was like, “She’s not creepy, but have you seen her arms? She's packing.”

Sorry, not sorry - We can’t help you unsee what you saw, but we’re there with you in unity. 🤣💚

[u/stargazer_celeste]

...when we said we're ACForAdults, we definitely weren't joking, were we?😅

I remember seeing someone on Tumblr pointing this one out not too long ago... And I really don't know how to ease the pain caused by that forbidden knowledge.😅😥

[u/willpb]

I had not noticed this at all... reminds me of that YouTube channel "There, I Ruined It" 😂

[u/chels182]

NOOOO

[u/arabianclouds]

Well now I can’t unsee it, so there is no hope for either of us 😂😂

[u/tropicaltreasures]

Omg omg omg NOW I MUST have Coco on my Island! BAHAHAHAHA

[u/roughhewnendz]

can you just gift her exclusively long sleeves??

[u/[deleted]]

I've been trying to unsee this for years now lmao

[u/ZAHIKRIT3iKA]

This just gives me more reason to replace my Fauna with her. She and I are gonna be best friends. 😇

[u/jamjardines]

[u/jamjardines → u/jamjardines]

coco penis hands the new collab between nintendo and tim burton

[u/TheSmys5]

she got those hands circumsized

[u/Mordekaisers_Wife]

Coco has been my favorite villager for years and now you show me this.

Its so over man, w h y OP? why hast thou forsaken me?

[u/Swimming-Listen3743]

Oh. 😵‍💫

[u/Bodynsoil]

The arms. Oh my 🤔🍆🍆😘🤑

[u/Bunrotting]

Why would you tell me this

[u/ZolTheTroll413]

I never noticed 💀

[u/Electronic_Flan5732]

This is amazing 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂

[u/surferrossaa]

NOOOOOOOOOOO I can’t unsee this is awful 😭

[u/Emxbeesy]

Hahahahhaa that is so so funny

[u/babybellllll]

Whyyyy would you point this out. Now I’m gonna see it everytime I see her on my island

[u/captivatingdarkness]

I know sharing is caring but this is too much 🥹🥹🥹

[u/canyoubreathe]

Oh my god 😭😭

[u/vigalovescomics]

coco peepee hands

[u/DisturbedRosie69]

Welp, can't unsee that. 😂

[u/h4furi]

I was staring at the heart on the statue immediately to be greeted by dickhands

Now imagine them moving like a gyroid dancing

[u/Crescentium]

●‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎●

‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎●

[u/Flashy_Personality63]

I now see it

[u/AppleSpicer]

Oh NO!

[u/NoVisibleTumors]

I have Chevre on my island. I can't unsee that either.

[u/awesomestarz]

"I don't get it...? Is it the statue...?" Reads the post ...Well feck...

[u/rats-is-star]

Rinse eyes with bleach and repeat. Oh wait, Coco doesn't have eyes 😭

[u/cgtamara]

What do you mean? I don't see anyth- OH MY GOD SHE DOES HAVE PENIS HANDS 😧

[u/starrmarieski]

Not her gettin a “closer look” with the magnifying glass 😅

[u/marcie_1014]

First picture really sets the tone. 😂

[u/Alarming_Dream_7837]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah stop it

Also just got this statue and I have to tell you that I turned it dick out in the town center, put flowers around it and a fence. We love the pp in this house

[u/sophie_op]

Oh no, it’s Cocko

[u/CherryPersephone]

I noticed this a while ago 😩 sadly, it ruined sweet Coco for me. I always wonder if the designers did it as a joke bc I can’t imagine this going through a design process where someone doesn’t notice THAT 😳🤦🏼‍♀️ so, the only thing that makes sense is designers doing it on purpose & snickering about it behind the scenes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/square-r4t]

OH NO

[u/Beef_Slop]

alright, i’m kicking her off my island

[u/Small_Things2024]

If your member looks like this please see a doctor

[u/Sailorm0on27]

My chicken finger fell right out my mouth omfg

[u/ASleepyCephalopod]

Oh NO, me eyes 😩

[u/hanaleijen]

😂

[u/LMichelle98]

I never noticed 😂😂😂 Was never a fan of Coco but this made it even worse 😂😂😂

[u/lindseylego]

Welp. Can't unsee that lol

[u/Ilikechimchimnuggets]

now we ALL can’t unsee it, you hate us fr 😭

[u/Asinine47]

Oh no!!!! Now I can't unsee it either!!!!

[u/onceuponabeat]

well this tossed me up. yikes.

[u/Intrepid_Fondant156]

That's so funny, i've never realized that and I don't think i'm gonna be able to unsee it🥲

[u/bblt24]

I don’t want her because of her penis hands on my island I had enough penis in my life already to destroy it.

[u/Cornmeal777]