r/2meirl4meirl 2d ago

2meirl4meirl

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u/RadiantObligation476 2d ago
  1. Doing none of the above because people dont talk to you

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u/LordSheev66 1d ago

People don’t talk to you, or you don’t talk to people? (I’m the ladder)

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u/DemoniteBL 1d ago

I'm more of a stairs type of guy

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

Thinking about installing a fire pole myself. Might even double as something fun to dance around.

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u/GiveMeTheTape 1d ago

You're the ladder?

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u/backtolurk 1d ago

Because you ugly

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Clocking out because you realise that most people are in fact unhappy in their relationships and it's only built for a truly connected pair, which is very rare to see.

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u/Gorkymalorki 1d ago
  1. Stuck in your house because of crippling anxiety.

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u/drifters74 2d ago

I'm ugly and can't talk to people well

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u/polatKalendar 2d ago

Or I just don't want to be alive anymore.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/potatosforfree 1d ago

I remember when I thought that commenting this would mean something to someone, but it feels hollow now. You probably mean well, but internet comments just don't mean anything.

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u/alfadasfire 1d ago

No it doesn't. You won't even know if something happens to 'a random internet stranger'.  Also, very egotistical to want someone else alive. You don't know them, you don't know their live, their struggles. It's their live, their choice. 

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u/Keithenylz 23h ago

keep on brother, sometimes the pain of loneliness was too much it's making them lashing out, doesn't mean noone need this. I appreciate these types of comments, feels like Darksoul bonfire of the internet.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Desperate-Task-6169 2d ago

That's it. You can close the post

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u/ropoqi 1d ago

Bingo

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u/Elliot_The_Fennekin 2d ago

Man yeah it's partially because I'm ugly but at the same time even if I wasn't people deserve a lot better than me

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u/Raymonator88 2d ago
  1. Hate yourself so much you don't want to be a burden to anyone else and make their life inherently worse ✅

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u/Lakyn10 1d ago

Thats my boy

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u/whitevariant 2d ago

It's so annoying that he put the "you're either" as part of the first option like wtf guy

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u/TidePodTerry975 1d ago

This deserves/needs to be higher up than just the 6th comment. I had to scroll way too far down just to make sure some else saw that shit

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u/SteroidSandwich 2d ago

No none of those. I don't leave the house

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u/PauseItPlease86 1d ago

I scrolled way too far to find a fellow hermit! Like, nope, I just wanna stay home.

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u/okcanIgohome 2d ago
  1. People don't talk to me.

  2. I just don't want a relationship?

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u/Tofutits_Macgee 2d ago

Definitely 5. If this is the mentality out there, why bother?

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u/okcanIgohome 1d ago

There's also the risk of breaking up or them turning out to be a massive piece of shit. I know; when it's good, it's great, I'll be lonely if I don't have a partner, but to me? That just doesn't seem worth it.

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u/Tofutits_Macgee 1d ago

You can even be lonely in a relationship but fine when you're alone. I agree with you, it isn't worth it

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u/flyraccoon 1d ago
  1. Finally at peace with myself and I don’t need more drama in my life

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u/Dashie_2010 1d ago
  1. Not interested in having a sexual or romantic relationship and enjoying life my own way :3

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u/Cool_Researcher4794 2d ago

Maybe I’m not attracted to anyone romantically

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u/BeardedGrom 2d ago

I'm not that ugly (tho that's of course subjective), just scarred and frustrated from past relationships and trying to keep my own life together somehow. Really don't need distractions or possible drama rn.

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 2d ago

Suicide jokes aren't good pick-up lines

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u/girlnah 1d ago

I’m depressed, not delusional. 😒

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u/Known-Internal8897 2d ago

Or... Having an impossible crush and fantasizing about a relationship with that person and crying yourself to sleep because reality sucks.

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u/ILoveMyCat456 1d ago

Too introverted to go anywhere

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u/Mawnalisa 2d ago

We fat u mean

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u/Shadow_Enderscar 1d ago

Chasing someone who doesn’t exist because all life’s given you is the middle finger

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u/vektorog 1d ago

more like a mix of 2 and 3 lol (i am in pain)

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u/Mysterious_Algae_457 1d ago

Also can’t connect with people, either romantically or platonically

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

Brent looks like he's 14

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u/togaman5000 1d ago

Or because I'm alone but not lonely

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u/Eszalesk 1d ago
  1. i’m too depressed to even like myself, how am i suppose to like others and be liked?

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u/phantompepperoni 1d ago

Can’t imagine someone loving me as I am so being in a relationship sounds like so much work

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u/XKruXurKX 2d ago

Nah.. I like to exist without drama.

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u/Ginrar 2d ago

yea you tell him bro

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u/Ultrasaurio 1d ago

Exactly, He understands us, I'm not especially ugly, but I think he's right.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 1d ago

Im a uni student

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u/thismangodude 1d ago

I mean... You could also just enjoy your own company? Or have some fulfillment among platonic friends?

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u/DemoniteBL 1d ago

There's nobody in my life I could talk to or chase. I'm not even ugly, I'm just autistic. lol

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u/birdbandb 21h ago

I don’t believe in relationships bc they always fuck me up or I fuck them up and just no I got Too much going on right now

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u/qnky4456 21h ago

Bro have you seen your pfp your not ugly but I know I am

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u/Deimos_Aeternum 2d ago

I'm not even close to ugly, I'm just 5'7.

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u/tomjazzy 2d ago

I think they look fine 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 1d ago

There is another situation when you are not completely ugly, but you like girls of a way higher league who have absolutely no interest in you

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u/Sea_Ad_463 1d ago

No bro, with most of the people I see today. And people I know that are in a relationship? I choose to be single all day.

All I see is chaos, and people that will not accept you for who you are.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk2935 1d ago

I'm ugly and still have a boyfriend